Rad Electropow
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NOU -zap-
3 super powered individuals were sent to be executed by electrocution, A chemist who had a super formula, a biologist who had genetically engineered himself, and an engineer with electrical gadgets.
The chemist sat down, they threw the switch and nothing happened. "My formula must have had an effect on my electrolytes making me invulnerable to shocks." They took him away to try to find something to counteract his genius concoction. He would inevitably escape again
The biologist sat down and they threw the switch, and nothing happened. "My brain must already send signals far more powerful than that, I AM INVINCIBLE!" He screamed as they dragged him off to his cell where he would make an inevitable escape.
The engineer sat down and they threw the switch, and nothing happened. "Ha, this proves I am smarter than you, and those other guys, you have a break in the circuit over there." So they fixed the machine and fried that sucker.
Moral of the story, your electrical based powers suck and will get you killed. DON'T CHALLENGE ME!
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