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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:55 pm
Shoafy Ambrai Nudge eight hundred and thirty-one Oh, it's been ok. Same as every other day until I manage to get into college. Then things will be hell. Shoafy isn't bumping as much as she usually does...I'm getting pretty close to her. She must be busy! bump 881. i've been really tired... school... and i have been re-addicted to my books. i swear. those books are my food, water, and oxygen. i can't put them down... Nudge eight hundred and fifty-one Mmm. I've had that feeling before. I love it. ^^ I may have stunted my ability to get that feeling though...I always make myself stop every few pages, lie back, and soak in the story. Otherwise my books go by too fast... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:56 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-two
103. When you input a partial password on someone else's computer, the system will give you additional prompts that will enable you to guess the rest.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:59 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-three
104. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill -- just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:01 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-four
105. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:04 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-five
106. If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically pressing the cradle switch and saying, "Hello? Hello?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:05 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-six
107. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:08 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-seven
108. It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning or ending phone conversations.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:10 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-eight
109. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:12 pm
Nudge eight hundred and fifty-nine
110. Answering machines do not have messages from aluminum storm door salesmen.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:14 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty
111. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:16 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-one
112. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
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