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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:01 pm
exclaim
Oh, man I gotta tinkle...
This is the 12th time this afternoon.
You guys have WEIRD lookin' toilets, y'know?
They all look like bottles.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:02 pm
Zephyrkitty J of The Wind Zephyrkitty J of The Wind Zephyrkitty How about A Clockwork Orange? DONT *hic* BACK SASS ME! OF COURSE I WANT IT!
*hic*Um, sir? You're drinking quite a bit. Why don't you take a break? ILL TELL YOU WHAT ILL BREAK!
*tips over*
THIS CLOCK! ITS BEEN *hic* GIVIN ME THE EYE ALL NIGHT!
What, NEVER SEEN AN ORANGE BEFORE? RACIST! *hic*
*drinks 4 bottles at one time**swaps all of the spiked orange juice for unspiked bottles* Huh, these bottles are missing a little kick...ZK! *hic* BRING ME 7 MORE PLEEEEASE! MY TONGUE MUST BE ABSORBING THE ALCOHOL BEFORE IT GETS TO MY THROAT ... HOLY s**t, TONGUE BE SAPPIN MAH WHISKEY!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:08 pm
J of The Wind Zephyrkitty J of The Wind Zephyrkitty J of The Wind Zephyrkitty How about A Clockwork Orange? DONT *hic* BACK SASS ME! OF COURSE I WANT IT!
*hic*Um, sir? You're drinking quite a bit. Why don't you take a break? ILL TELL YOU WHAT ILL BREAK!
*tips over*
THIS CLOCK! ITS BEEN *hic* GIVIN ME THE EYE ALL NIGHT!
What, NEVER SEEN AN ORANGE BEFORE? RACIST! *hic*
*drinks 4 bottles at one time**swaps all of the spiked orange juice for unspiked bottles* Huh, these bottles are missing a little kick...ZK! *hic* BRING ME 7 MORE PLEEEEASE! MY TONGUE MUST BE ABSORBING THE ALCOHOL BEFORE IT GETS TO MY THROAT ... HOLY s**t, TONGUE BE SAPPIN MAH WHISKEY!! Sir, at this rate you're pretty much announcing to everyone that you have trouble with liquor. This isn't a good idea.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:10 pm
Commander Citrus, please go through that door there.
We all would like to have a word with you.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:12 pm
TtheHero Commander Citrus, please go through that door there.
We all would like to have a word with you. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ZK, GEEZ. IM WALKIN. AND TELL T OVER THERE THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM!
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:15 pm
Zephyrkitty teh_n00b_huntr *sigh* I always get overlooked when I am online rolleyes When I saw your post it was just quoting mine and nothing else, so there wasn't really anything to respond to. because I messed up and didn't type what I wanted to in the box sweatdrop all I said was that the storm of loyalty line was hilarious in R2. xd also I would never join any army lead by orange boy over there (referring to J)
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:16 pm
J of The Wind TtheHero Commander Citrus, please go through that door there.
We all would like to have a word with you. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ZK, GEEZ. IM WALKIN. AND TELL T OVER THERE THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM! Thank you for coming in.
The reason wh- Dammit, where are you pants?
Ugh. ANYWAY, this is an intervention. You have an alky-hol problem that must be dealt with.
We have al summarized our feeling and written them on index cards to read.
I'll start.
"Commander Citrus, in the short time you've appeared before my line of sight, I always thought you were a straight, upstanding bad guy, if only a little crazy and touched in the head.
But never would I ever think you would touch the drink.
Nowadays, it has been... less than fruitful every time I've successfully thwarted your plans.
It feels like I'm losing touch with you on a 'hero to bad guy basis'..."
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:17 pm
teh_n00b_huntr Zephyrkitty teh_n00b_huntr *sigh* I always get overlooked when I am online rolleyes When I saw your post it was just quoting mine and nothing else, so there wasn't really anything to respond to. because I messed up and didn't type what I wanted to in the box sweatdrop all I said was that the storm of loyalty line was hilarious in R2. xd also I would never join any army lead by orange boy over there (referring to J) OI! IM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF LEAING A VAST ARMY! NOW IF YOUL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A HAT TO PUT ON.
NOW... HOW'D IT GO... HAT GOES ON... THE a**?
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:18 pm
teh_n00b_huntr Zephyrkitty teh_n00b_huntr *sigh* I always get overlooked when I am online rolleyes When I saw your post it was just quoting mine and nothing else, so there wasn't really anything to respond to. because I messed up and didn't type what I wanted to in the box sweatdrop all I said was that the storm of loyalty line was hilarious in R2. xd also I would never join any army lead by orange boy over there (referring to J) I agree there. Although I think the "badass mother" line was the funniest. XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:19 pm
TtheHero J of The Wind TtheHero Commander Citrus, please go through that door there.
We all would like to have a word with you. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ZK, GEEZ. IM WALKIN. AND TELL T OVER THERE THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM! Thank you for coming in.
The reason wh- Dammit, where are you pants?
Ugh. ANYWAY, this is an intervention. You have an alky-hol problem that must be dealt with.
We have al summarized our feeling and written them on index cards to read.
I'll start.
"Commander Citrus, in the short time you've appeared before my line of sight, I always thought you were a straight, upstanding bad guy, if only a little crazy and touched in the head.
But never would I ever think you would touch the drink.
Nowadays, it has been... less than fruitful every time I've successfully thwarted your plans.
It feels like I'm losing touch with you on a 'hero to bad guy basis'..." WELL YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO.....*sip*
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:22 pm
J of The Wind TtheHero J of The Wind TtheHero Commander Citrus, please go through that door there.
We all would like to have a word with you. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ZK, GEEZ. IM WALKIN. AND TELL T OVER THERE THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM! Thank you for coming in.
The reason wh- Dammit, where are you pants?
Ugh. ANYWAY, this is an intervention. You have an alky-hol problem that must be dealt with.
We have al summarized our feeling and written them on index cards to read.
I'll start.
"Commander Citrus, in the short time you've appeared before my line of sight, I always thought you were a straight, upstanding bad guy, if only a little crazy and touched in the head.
But never would I ever think you would touch the drink.
Nowadays, it has been... less than fruitful every time I've successfully thwarted your plans.
It feels like I'm losing touch with you on a 'hero to bad guy basis'..." WELL YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO.....*sip* We all feel you can get the right treatment.
A truce has been agreed to until you are cleansed.
Please escort our wobbly friend here to the cleansing clinic.
We will have all those toxins out of his body.
And I mean ALL.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:23 pm
J of The Wind TtheHero J of The Wind TtheHero Commander Citrus, please go through that door there.
We all would like to have a word with you. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ZK, GEEZ. IM WALKIN. AND TELL T OVER THERE THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ALCOHOL PROBLEM! Thank you for coming in.
The reason wh- Dammit, where are you pants?
Ugh. ANYWAY, this is an intervention. You have an alky-hol problem that must be dealt with.
We have al summarized our feeling and written them on index cards to read.
I'll start.
"Commander Citrus, in the short time you've appeared before my line of sight, I always thought you were a straight, upstanding bad guy, if only a little crazy and touched in the head.
But never would I ever think you would touch the drink.
Nowadays, it has been... less than fruitful every time I've successfully thwarted your plans.
It feels like I'm losing touch with you on a 'hero to bad guy basis'..." WELL YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO.....*sip* All right, then. *takes orange juice bottle and breaks it* Let's see you stop.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:24 pm
TtheHero We all feel you can get the right treatment.
A truce has been agreed to until you are cleansed.
Please escort our wobbly friend here to the cleansing clinic.
We will have all those toxins out of his body.
And I mean ALL. I DONT WANNA! *crosses arms*
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:25 pm
Zephyrkitty All right, then. *takes orange juice bottle and breaks it* Let's see you stop. o_o I DIDNT MEAN TODAY!!!
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