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 Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:13 am
My answer is, practice. Practice makes perfect, and maybe if I start being nice I will get so good at it that it will become second nature.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:15 am
Then I think. "You know what really pisses me off? Musings. Some a*****e just, posting something he randomly thinks of on the internet. An impromptu poem or jingle, their deepest most inner secrets. Not because they want people to hear them, just because they want to type."
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:15 am
Oh but that must make me a hypocrite right musing about musings?
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:17 am
I will admit I am a hypocrite, but the less people know about how bad I am the more I can preach from a high horse.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:17 am
Cause you know, it is easy to be a hypocrite anonymously over the internet.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:19 am
The internet is a lot like grabbing an orange juice container without reading the label. Sometimes you go reaching for one thing and find something else entirely, it can be good or bad.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:21 am
For example sometimes you will go reaching for orange juice, and you will get orange juice and be happy. Sometimes you will reach in and get pineapple orange and you are surprised, but still happy. Other times you will get David's stupid orange mango s**t that tastes like s**t and then he yells at you for drinking his stupid juice.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:22 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:24 am
Sometimes you will go onthe internet looking for say, a picture of your favorite video game character. Once in a while you will get just what you are looking for, a picture. Other times you will get badass fanart that improves upon it tenfold. Still other times you will get porn that is horrifying and David gets mad that you show it to him and he yells at you.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:25 am
I hope he falls on his teeth. I mean what a jerk right? What is the point of finding horrifying things if you can;t share them?
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:26 am
This one time he found a spider on the side of a barn that had these awesome yellow patterns all over, didn't even look native. Had to show it to me and scar me fore life. What a hypocrite right?
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:27 am
He is a hypocrite in real life right to your face, no sugar coating either.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:29 am
I never really liked the idea of sugar coating. I like meat, but meat coating sounds dirty to me for some reason, probably the internet's fault.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:31 am
What is the correct term for meaty flavor, is it hearty? I think that is it. It is probably savory. Hearty is something used in stupid commercials.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:33 am
Yeah, savory, it is the fifth of the five basic tastes.
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