Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-two

113. Incriminating evidence will always be found as photograph number four in a stack, or in the next to bottom drawer. Important data storage will have labels like "tape of Senator Foggbotham with underage girl" or "List of all nuclear launch codes."  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-three

114. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings, especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-four

115. Villains are fond of explaining everything to anyone in sight.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-five

116. Villains are improbably competent and inventive, but can only make money by pulling stupid robberies. They will risk everything they have and are to get revenge on some guy who once thwarted them.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-six

117. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-seven

118. Any priest is either kindly or the villain. While nuns can deliver exposition, nuns are never villains.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-eight

119. Everyone knows the words to every song you want to sing and will sing along with you. They can even carry the solo part so that they can sing the song back to you, even if they have never heard the song until you sang half of it.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and sixty-nine

120. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and seventy

121. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and seventy-one

122. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and seventy-two

123. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and seventy-three

124. Most dogs are immortal.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and seventy-four

125. Larry King plays himself.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge eight hundred and seventy-five

126. You can stop a runaway car by crashing it into a wall at the bottom of a long hill, but not at the top.  

[Shoafy]

Ambrai

Shoafy

Ambrai

Nudge eight hundred and thirty-one

Oh, it's been ok. Same as every other day until I manage to get into college. Then things will be hell. Shoafy isn't bumping as much as she usually does...I'm getting pretty close to her. She must be busy!

bump 881.

i've been really tired... school... and i have been re-addicted to my books.
i swear. those books are my food, water, and oxygen.

i can't put them down...

Nudge eight hundred and fifty-one

Mmm. I've had that feeling before. I love it. ^^ I may have stunted my ability to get that feeling though...I always make myself stop every few pages, lie back, and soak in the story. Otherwise my books go by too fast... sweatdrop

bump 906.

if i had any brains i would do that.
but since i have reread them so many times i don't think it matters.
i still love them.