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 Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:45 am
Orphie Shane-Cheshner Orphie dragn99 Orphie, you guys forgot the "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!" part. Like "THAT'S A $50 VALUE, YOUR'S FOR JUST $19.95." And everyones all, "huh, that's a pretty sweet deal." When suddenly "BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!" WELL SCREW YOU UP THE a*****e just kidding. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! WHEN YOU BUY A BILLY MAYS WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES YOU GET A FREE VINCE! PLUS AN INFLATABLE MICHAEL JACKSON DOLL. YOU WON'T FIND A DEAL LIKE THIS IN ANY STORE!
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:46 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:47 am
Orphie Shane-Cheshner Orphie dragn99 Orphie, you guys forgot the "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!" part. Like "THAT'S A $50 VALUE, YOUR'S FOR JUST $19.95." And everyones all, "huh, that's a pretty sweet deal." When suddenly "BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!" WELL SCREW YOU UP THE a*****e just kidding. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! WHEN YOU BUY A BILLY MAYS WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES YOU GET A FREE VINCE! PLUS AN INFLATABLE MICHAEL JACKSON DOLL. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IF YOU ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, YOU CAN GET A ROCKET WITH WILLIAM SHATNER IN ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:47 am
Shane-Cheshner Orphie Shane-Cheshner Orphie dragn99 Orphie, you guys forgot the "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!" part. Like "THAT'S A $50 VALUE, YOUR'S FOR JUST $19.95." And everyones all, "huh, that's a pretty sweet deal." When suddenly "BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!" WELL SCREW YOU UP THE a*****e just kidding. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! WHEN YOU BUY A BILLY MAYS WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES YOU GET A FREE VINCE! PLUS AN INFLATABLE MICHAEL JACKSON DOLL. YOU WON'T FIND A DEAL LIKE THIS IN ANY STORE! I am a satisfied customer and not a paid spokesman. THIS OFFER IS GREAT, NOW WITH BILLY MAYS I FIND MYSELF FULL OF CONFIDENCE. I CAN YELL AT PEOPLE IN A SOFT AND SUBTLE TONE UNTIL THEY DO THINGS I WANT. THIS PRODUCT IS GREAT! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE AMAZING JACKSON INFLATABLE.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:47 am
Not Billy Mays anymore. emo
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:47 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:48 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:48 am
And Cookie's p***s is, too.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:49 am
Orphie And Cookie's p***s is, too. When isn't it?
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:49 am
Because I want to fit in desperately.
Kath says:
I would like to order one Billy Mays
Orphie says:
GREAT
Kath says:
My ears...
Orphie says:
CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND ADDRESS PLEASE
Kath says:
1234-1234-1234-1258
and 123 Spooner Street
Orphie says:
OKAY YOUR ORDER WILL BE SENT OFF IN 1-2 WORK DAYS
Kath says:
But I want one now!
Orphie says:
IT SHOULD ARRIVE IN 3-4 DAYS
Kath says:
How long until I see rip offs in the store that work just as good and are $5 cheaper?
And how much is shipping and handling?
Orphie says:
YOU'LL SEE RIP-OFFS IN 5-6 MONTHS
Kath says:
Ok
Orphie says:
AND SHIPPING AND HANDLING IS 56.98
Kath says:
********/> For Billy Mays?
Orphie says:
THANK YOU FOR ORDERING ONE BILLY MAYS AND A FREE MEGAPHONE
Kath says:
But I needed $30 to buy my Michael Jackson inflatable doll!
Orphie says:
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
YOU GET 1 MICHAEL JACKSON INFLATABLE DOLL FREE
Kath says:
YEAHASY
I need to pay seperate processing and handling though, don't I?
Orphie says:
probably
Kath says:
Fair enough
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:51 am
Super Cheesio Orphie And Cookie's p***s is, too. When isn't it? When you walk in a room. See? Look at that p***s. It's sagging.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:51 am
Orphie Super Cheesio Orphie And Cookie's p***s is, too. When isn't it? When you walk in a room. See? Look at that p***s. It's sagging. Thats because he didn't buy Billy Mays
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:53 am
l-Kathulu-l Orphie Super Cheesio Orphie And Cookie's p***s is, too. When isn't it? When you walk in a room. See? Look at that p***s. It's sagging. Thats because he didn't buy Billy Mays HE SHOULD GET ONE IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND GET A d***o FREE!
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:53 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:54 am
YOUR DOING IT WRONG... ILL FIX IT
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