::Out-of-Character Forum::

[Rednal]

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...

Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere.

Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

Necro: You have two cows. They're both named Wynn.

Zorc: You have two cows. You ask everyone else if you can eat theirs instead.

Hiba: You have two cows. For some reason, this makes everyone like you.

Ryo: You only have one cow, but it kills everyone else's, leaving you with the most awesome cow ever.

Arena: You let Ryo to have his awesome cow as long as your cow is still better than his and gets to rule the Bovine Mafia.

Rednal: You have two cow-girls. You're only interested if other people also have cow-girls.

Yoko: You have two cows. You offer to share your pasture with your neighbor's cows for awhile.

Stickdude: You don't have cows, but you tell stories about your killer crocodiles. Nobody messes with your crocodiles.

Newbies: You have one cow. Everyone gives you advice on raising it.  

[Rednal]

If you have to ask, then you don't know Necro well enough. o wo  

[Zorc James]

I come in to seeing a post about politics from Red. Then I scroll down.

And yes, Red, I am greedy. But I try to balance greed with generosity. generosity that usually ends with hugs...

And I remember why both of Necro's cows are named Wynn  

[Hibarii chan]

O.o  

[stickdude]

Well, isn't this interesting?

 

[Rednal]

^^

*Sips tea*  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Hey.

Hibi.

o wo

ow o

owo

...May I ask you to post?  

[Zorc James]

thegoodsamaritan

Hey.

Hibi.

o wo

ow o

owo

...May I ask you to post?

Hey, you could ask me to post, but you would know what would happen then.  

[Rednal]

Sure we do. You'd ask if you could eat her character. o wo  

[thegoodsamaritan]

Zorc James

thegoodsamaritan

Hey.

Hibi.

o wo

ow o

owo

...May I ask you to post?

Hey, you could ask me to post, but you would know what would happen then.

I'll keep you in mind when my desperation reaches prompt-critical.  

[Zorc James]

Wait. 0.o Samaritan is a girl?

and no, Red, a charging Zorc.  

[Zorc James]

thegoodsamaritan

Zorc James

thegoodsamaritan

Hey.

Hibi.

o wo

ow o

owo

...May I ask you to post?

Hey, you could ask me to post, but you would know what would happen then.

I'll keep you in mind when my desperation reaches prompt-critical.

Also, I have more characters then just Zorc. But you can start a friendship with my eater, but you will be safe from targeting.  

[Hibarii chan]

thegoodsamaritan

Hey.

Hibi.

o wo

ow o

owo

...May I ask you to post?

Sorry, sorry. I am on it.
I will be going out on a trip tomorrow, sooo I was getting everything ready. It's been kind of a hectic day.