The Shnozly Chronicles
Final Bout
Cheesio and T climbed Mount Doom. They were almost there. They were so happy. The theme from Toy Story started to play in the background.
“We're finally almost rid of this nose!” Cheesio exclaimed. Cheesio was so relieved to almost be rid of the corruption. Each and every day it became more tempting for him to wear the nose (by which I mean pick it). Lately he would be content with just turning it sideways and gazing into the nostrils of eternity.
T was becoming concerned with this behavior.
“Come on, Cheesio. We have to-,” he was attacked mid-sentence by none other than KUZO. Cheesio snapped out of his trance; his friend's safety was more important than even the shnoz. He jumped into the fray of battle. The Toy Story song quickly transitioned into... well, it turned to the song from Beauty and the Beast, but this fight was SERIOUS.
But then Kuzo was killed (banned). A mod came down from the skies. It was the one and only Meta_Fish. He held out a glowing palm.
“That is not yours. Hand it over.”
Cheesio wouldn't hand it over. He knew that the Shnozola Gondola would only be used for evil. He tried to run past Fish into the entrance of Mount Doom.
“Not so fast,” Fish said, blocking their way with a luminous sword. He rose it to strike, when Vaettur stopped him by grabbing his sword. He could have grabbed Fish's arm, but that wouldn't be hardcore enough for the epic finale. Speaking of hardcore, Trenndalf materialized in an explosion of black light. He pulled out a shotgun. Trenndalf was a gun wizard.
“This isn't how the story goes!” Fish cried as Trenndalf took aim.
“I don't giveth a s**t.” Trenn said, firing a bolt of thunder from his shotgun (not lightning; lightning is for pussies).
Fish was gone. Cheesio threw the Shnoz into the volcano and everyone was happy. Trenndalf cried tears of joy. Vaettur was happy that he survived (minus a hand) despite being a ripoff of Boromir. T got married to Hobo Scruffy (who is apparently a girl... or so he says). And Cheesio? Pfff, who cares?
The End
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