Corrupt a Wish 8D

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but the rest of your body tastes the pain.

I wish I had a gold statue of myself.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but it turns out to just be gold paint and it is destroyed in a natural disaster right afterwards.

I wish that I can pass my monologue recitation. owo;;

((I passed! woo!))  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but you get a C-

I wish I could own all the One Piece manga that are currently out there.  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but they are all covering in sour milk.

I wish I could have perfect vision.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Granted... But your hearing is gone.

I wish that my friends were on longer...  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then so much is going on that you can't get on at all.

I wish for Kiku-kun and Yao-kun! >w< (Axis Powers Hetalia FTW)  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but both get hit by a ten tonne eighteen wheeler truck so hard that one is comatose and the others neck is broken, and Kiku, the comatose one, gains a comatose dream that is somewhere between Life on Mars and the Butterfly effect.

I wish that story made sense.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then it is false.

((xD NICE! That made my day.))

I wish for...Tales of the Abyss! 8D  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, you are sent to an abyss and tales are told of your torture.

(I really have to make less depressing wish ruin...er...ings...things...)

I wishfor Twilights destruction.  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but it turns out that it was just a clone for something more gay.

I wish I had the artistic skill to draw manga or furries  

[evilbrainbabies]

Granted. but you will quickly lose interest in doing so and never do it again.

I wish that there would be another season of the old show Dinosaurs. Whether is good or bad! lol.  

[DarkLunar-Hime]

Granted but all the dinosaurs go crazy and eat one another

I wish i had some delicious ice cream for me to eat  

[stacieakapink5]

Granted but you eat it all and then get more and end up fat and lazy living in your parents cellar for the rest of your life smile

I wish that my boyfriend would spend more time with me...  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but his boss tags along for the dates

I wish I could own a pet wolf  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but it kills you and feasts on your corpse afterwards.

I wish I didn't always ruin my relationships..