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You eat the delicious exploding turtle soup.

Level i flare.

Ejected into the explosion muffling vacuum of space

Bondage taken too far.

Tris, as entertaining as that was, it was ruined by the fact that my tv is in the basement with no windows. If the explosion sent me all the way to the street I'd be dead before the 18 wheelers ever arrived.

Oh, and Tris does an awesome guitar solo on stage, which causes him to be mobbed by about twenty drunk chicks. After the show, he goes back stage and lights up a cigarette. Halfway through, a single burning ember falls off the end and catches on a wet spot of alcohol caused by one very drunk fan girl, at which point Tris bursts into flames. Instead of panicking (or grabbing an extinguisher) he picks up his guitar and has the drummer record him as he plays himself off this mortal coil.

Xilo was waiting patiently, reading his newspaper at the bus station. His bus was scheduled to arrive in 5 minutes, but just as he looked up from his paper catastrophe struck. A group of armed men had climbed off of one of the buses with hostages, and started firing randomly into the crowd, shredding xilo's paper. In a fit of rage he ripped the bench up from underneath him and launched it at the thugs, or so they thought, the bench knocked the hostages over and out of the line of fire of the criminals, he lept forth and tore out the thug's throats with his bare hands and teeth.

Then his bus arrived, and a lone man stepped off of it. "I'll teach you to try to sue me ********!" He tackled the man he came to kill in the first place and headbutted him until there was nothing left to headbutt but the concrete where his head had been, and he kept headbutting until he splintered his own skull on the diamonds he had compressed with the force of his anger.

(Not participating this round just commenting, next person please rate mr. vidjagames)
I have always wanted to grind heavily with a tonberry. cool