Back Into the Jaws of Oblivion (Open and accepting)

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Noooo, i just don't get alchemy."  

[Zahzi]

"I'm just a victim of circumstance, elf!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Then yes. You are some kind of new brand of stupid." Xenil sighed.

"Riiiiight... Just like you're a victim when the guards found you naked in bed with the Captain's daughter?"  

[Zahzi]

"How about you being the victim of circumstance when I caught you with your hand in my pants trying to get my money..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I didn't take anything." Unessa grunted.  

[Zahzi]

"Still did it~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And what proof do you have?"  

[Zahzi]

"Your hand on my a**."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"There's no proof of that either."  

[Zahzi]

"Oh, but I'm a witness~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Witnesses can easily lie."  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Your mean."  

[Zahzi]

"And so can a suspect."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I can't help it you don't know the basics."

"And there's no way to tell who's telling the truth."  

[Zahzi]

"Well, seeing as I don't STEAL from people..."