THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[Total Space Ninja]

Aggressive is what I do best!
*Pushes by-stander into black hole*  

[Ydna Wolf]

-puts badge and hat on Wilya- Approved! Your post shall be on the second floor

 

[Total Space Ninja]

*Salutes*
Of which wing, Cap'n?  

[Ydna Wolf]

All of them, need to be alert for all wings since there aren't many guards

 

[Total Space Ninja]

You bet! I'm all over it!
*Marches off towards west wing*  

[Blind Blindness]

I need help.....mah butt is irritated emotion_0A0  

[Total Space Ninja]

*Looks at invisible watch*
The nonsense train is late! Maybe some uncouth munchkin is behind this. Maybe I should alert security.....wait that's me, right?
Then again, it is the Nonsense Train. I think out loud too much...
O:  

[Gresley Toombs]

Yuki_Windira

Blind Blindness

I need help.....mah butt is irritated emotion_0A0

Hop on,I'll take you to the butt cremes.

Aisle 564. There's a number of butt cremes to choose from.  

[Gresley Toombs]

Wilya_The_White_Wolf

*Looks at invisible watch*
The nonsense train is late! Maybe some uncouth munchkin is behind this. Maybe I should alert security.....wait that's me, right?
Then again, it is the Nonsense Train. I think out loud too much...
O:

NonsenseTrain. One word, no space, 'train' is capitalized.
*checks NonsensePad*
A car from the Auto Test Track flipped off the course and landed on the NonsenseTrain tracks near the station in the West Wing.  

[Total Space Ninja]

Gresley Toombs

Wilya_The_White_Wolf

*Looks at invisible watch*
The nonsense train is late! Maybe some uncouth munchkin is behind this. Maybe I should alert security.....wait that's me, right?
Then again, it is the Nonsense Train. I think out loud too much...
O:

NonsenseTrain. One word, no space, 'train' is capitalized.
*checks NonsensePad*
A car from the Auto Test Track flipped off the course and landed on the NonsenseTrain tracks near the station in the West Wing.

*coughs* My bad "NonsenseTrain" Got it.
Oh great, now I'm gonna hafta walk the whole way there.  

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft EMPLOYEE NEWSLETTER gaia_nitemareright

Newfangled tech thingies!

Yay! New from the Far Away Tech Shop: the custom-made NonsensePad!
It's like an iPad, but much more ridiculous!
It's meant to help locate employees, merchandise, NonsenseTrains, shoplifters, and victims of Aisle 666!
It can also vanquish said shoplifters, guide you back to the Center Atrium if you get lost, and show you the NonsenseTrain timetable!

Come by the Employee's Lounge to pick your personalized NonsensePad today!

PS: Golf carts: now available for employee use! Find them in the Center Atrium! They look like little old cars! ^^
Standard 2-seater (x5; each with a different color scheme!)
2-seater Firetruck (x3; can pull around trailers to transport merchandise!)
4-seater Shuttle (x2; to shuttle customers around!)

Have fun with 'em!  

[Gresley Toombs]

Jin the Shadow Wolf

I'm surprised you haven't submitted a job app to be a Guard Wolf!