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Jounouchi (to the tune of this song):

Beedle-dee-bow, beedle-dee-bow, beedle-dee-ree-bow-wow...

I'm a mutt, I'm a mutt
Seems like I don't ever know what's what, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
Being this way is not something I choose
But I always just seem to go and lose
Oh, I ain't mangy, but ...I'm a mutt

Is is worser under Kaiba, if he's there in my dreams?
Is it better with Otogi, if he goes and joins our team?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the sadder
Is it hotter in here, or am I getting madder?

I'm a mutt, I'm a mutt
Seems like I don't ever know what's what, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
Being this way is not something I choose
But I always just seem to go and lose
Oh, I ain't mangy, but ...I'm a mutt

I joined in Battle City to satisfy my lust
Gruelin', duelin', left ol' Domino on a Greyhound bus
I shouldn't have decided to challenge Kaiba there
But remember only winning ends my despair

I'm a mutt, I'm a mutt
Seems like I don't ever know what's what, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
Being this way is not something I choose
But I always just seem to go and lose
Oh, I ain't mangy, but ...I'm a mutt

The dog costuming will be over, when I win all my fights
If it took a duel to lose respect, my bark'd be worse than my bite
I don't mind to take the cards out, if they don't mind using luck
Makes me feel like a real duelist, but I bet I still really suck

I'm a mutt, I'm a mutt
Seems like I don't ever know what's what, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
Being this way is not something I choose
But I always just seem to go and lose
Oh, I ain't mangy, but ...I'm a mutt

Oh, mangy man! I'm a mutt!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm mangy, I'm a mutt!

I totally did... XD;; I actually like that song, mostly because it reminds me of Ellis, but also because it's kind of cute and clever. I had it in my head, and then suddenly it hit me that "I'm a nut" could easily be replaced with "I'm a mutt," and then I just had to write the whole song out to fit with Jounouchi. I did change some of the lines quite a bit, but it's all still singable. ^^

Jounouchi: But I suck! D: ((Oh wait, that actually is kind of in character... XD))

@Kits - It's in character if he's talking to anyone but Kaiba, because that's his audience it is out of character.

Seto (to Jou): No, you're great, really.

Ryou (to Aka): Why is a live action b***h talking at me? Get the ******** out of here, Domino residents only!

Kuriboh: KILL THE NONBELIEVERS!!!

((I was going to have DM say something effeminate, but figured that'd be much too likely razz ))

Kuriboh: Kill the Dark Magician Girl first!!!

Ryou: Jumping back up, hahahaha, oh silly live action person, REAL weapons can't kill us, only the writers can do that. And the writers would never kill me, I'm too ******** adorable.

Writers: It's true, plus he has no development whatsoever, there's really no point.

Shizuka: *still dead*

Writers: Oh right...eh, we'll get to that eventually.

Ryou: Oh look, the perfect mate for that creepy death loving guy.

Kotsuzuka: Excuse me? Someone of my eloquence and sophistication has much better taste then...then...that thing!