Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[~leng.mui~]

wiim

Granted! You COULD be sexier, but you are much too lazy to do anything about it.


I wish someone would teach me Korean.

*granted* soemone teaches you Korean and you go to Korea to try it out, but then you are too nervous and forget everything!  

[Hayashi Jun]

~leng.mui~

wiim

Granted! You COULD be sexier, but you are much too lazy to do anything about it.


I wish someone would teach me Korean.

*granted* soemone teaches you Korean and you go to Korea to try it out, but then you are too nervous and forget everything!

u didn't wish for anything......-.- fine then I'll wish for something.......

I wish that I'm immortal and keeps the face of me in the age of twenty 22 (but I'm not 22 yet.....-.-)  

[Mysterika]

Granted, but everyone dies out and you are left alone in the world forever, immortal.

I wish that I could have more inspiration and will-power to write my fanfictions. stare  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Unfortunately, when it's done, no one likes it.

I wish I could see Kevin Cheng in real life.  

[yalie5]

granted but then you creep him out and he thinks you're a stalker and gets a restraining order against you.

I wish my parents didn't have so much work for me to do so I can a a little more free time. stare  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then getting bored with your free time you decide to hitch a ride with a pair of sexy looking guys who drive you off to an abandone house and repeatedly rape you.

I wish I got A++s in all of my exams.  

[yalie5]

granted but then everyone else fails and they get jealous and all your classmates decide to gang rape you everyday in the bathroom (don't you go to an all boys school O.o)

I wish minielf blew up. evil  

[wiim]

Granted. The FBI soon tracks down the explosive materials back to your basement.


I wish I can go back 12 hours to undo a mistake.  

[yalie5]

granted but by doing that you disrupt the space time continum and you return to the present to find Canada completely over taken by n00bs. (better you didn't go back to correct it huh?)
Wish I wasn't such a lousy driver, cook, student, daughter, sister, and gardener.  

[xiiao-ai]

wiim

Granted. The FBI soon tracks down the explosive materials back to your basement.


I wish I can go back 12 hours to undo a mistake.

granted, but after you fix that mistake, it changes the future and you accidently start world war 3

I wish that the science substitute teacher I had on Tuesday was dead twisted  

[yalie5]

granted but they find out you killed them and you spen 20 to life in prison.

i wish i wasn't so fat.  

[wiim]

yalie5

Wish I wasn't such a lousy driver, cook, student, daughter, sister, and gardener.

Granted. No longer lousy, you are now a terrible driver, cook, student, daughter, sister, and gardener.

sinfulanjel

I wish that the science substitute teacher I had on Tuesday was dead twisted

Granted! But with the death of that teacher, 2 more show up to replace your science teacher from Tuesday.

yalie5

i wish i wasnt so fat

Granted! The fat cells evaporate leaving you with drooping skin.

I wish people would start distinguishing between bees and wasps.  

[yalie5]

granted but now the bees cant distinguish the difference between bees and wasp and they join together and form hybrid bees and wasps and sting your face alot.

I wish something besides weeds would grow in my garden stare  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the garden becomes filled with grass and nothing else grows.

I wish for a glass rose.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, it breaks the second you touch it. Too bad isn't it? lol
I wish for world peace. xD