-finally has the time so I am gonna rant about my art teacher after all-
Tosh is in an arts program, for people in dance, drama, music and visual arts(Visual ftw. >D). This will come in later in the story, really...
So my art teacher, she not even a real AY teacher. (AY = Arts York = name of the program) She's only here 'cos we are doing clay for the final project and she's really pro at it apparently. Psht. She's very troublesome, making us write up self assessments for every single assignment we finished.
But she really started to piss me off after she gave us the tesselation assignment. Doesn't know what that is? Google it. =3=;; There's this guy, M.C. Escher, who was really pro at these tesselations, and my art teacher is ******** in love with this guy. She'd go on and go about how great he is. One day, while I was working in class, she comes over and she's like 'what are you doing?'
Me:'painting....'
Her:'Why are you doing it like that?
Me: '-explain explain-
Her:: 'Oh well. -starts to point out a bazillion flaws-'
Day the assignment is due, everyone gathers and people show their work and other people comment. For EVERY SINGLE ONE, she says 'Escher didn't do that.. That looks like Escher's work. ect. ect.' Shut up about your boyfriend b***h, he's dead.
Then, this boy in my class, Max, said exactly what I wanted to say. And honestly, I admired him so much at that moment.
He said 'Are you trying to get us to copy Escher?'
Teacher: No...
Max: Well that's what it sounds like.
Teacher: -lame excuse-
There are two art classes, the next day, my friend from the other class told me that my teacher took my art and started bitching about it. Saying how it's bad. I know I'm not as talented as most of the people in my class.. But wtf?! And she even took art from my class, which she said was good, and said it's bad. Wtf? Are you talking behind our back now?
Back in my class, she took a work from the other class and said it was really good. Yeah, no wonder, since it's almost an exact copy of Escher's. It the same thing as
this. Except, the crocodiles are frogs... Wow. Now this girl is probably gonna get like a 9o while I fail for trying to be
original.
Now the new assignment, I drew up a plan and showed it to her. It was the Monkey King, y'know. C: SunWuKong. She comes, and she's like 'what's that?' 'The monkey king.' 'Oh okay. Well no. No monkeys.' 'No.. It's not a monkey -tries to explain-' '-totally not listening- Yeah. Okay, but no monkeys.'
It's a recycle project... And she seems really keen in the idea that we do chairs... =3=;; And she doesn't want us to just make a sculpture. But she doesn't see that the stick SunWuKong is holding is connected to a lantern, so it's like a light. More like she doesn't wanna see 'cos she ******** hates me.
While another girl in the class is doing basically the same thing as me, 'cept it's a whale, not a 'monkey', and she said 'oh what a great idea.' Wait. What?! And she was going through all the plans and showed it to the class. She said good comments for every single plan. but when it came to mine... Surprise surprise. "Yeah, see, this person tried to do a... Um. The monkey king. Yeah, this is what I
don't want you to do, okay? -moves along-'
Gee thanks. I really want to quit art because of her, and wouldn't that mean she has won? :/