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 Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:18 pm
NintendOmega Decavolty This is now an FML thread for the next three pages. Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML YouTube is go. That...er...wasnt mine...it was from the FML website. See?My parents have been happily married for 20 years. XD
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:18 pm
Caramel Kisses Le Chapeau
ME too.
We should ahve children together, they'd be caramel.
And have like, P-cup sized boobs.
xD
...xDD lol.nu. I dun think it'd work like that...
F + F = P?
Sounds like good math to me xD
Any time, Max ;D
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:25 pm
"Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML"
"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
"Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:28 pm
Decavolty "Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:30 pm
Le Chapeau Decavolty "Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
Holy ******** class="clear">
rofl "Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:34 pm
Decavolty Le Chapeau Decavolty "Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
Holy ******** class="clear">
"Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML"
Thats so not as bad as the first ********>
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:39 pm
Man, so much FML situations on this site.
Glad I never had a FML situation so far in my life.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:40 pm
What is this country's fascination with vampires anyway? They aren't even scary. Zombies, nuckelevee, dullahan, basilisks, aliens. There are so many superior monsters out there.
EDIT: ******** REDCAPS!
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:43 pm
YAMAHATZEE!!!
*slides in Megaman style*
Sup Cult?
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:46 pm
Le Chapeau Decavolty Le Chapeau Decavolty "Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
Holy ******** class="clear">
"Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML"
Thats so not as bad as the first ******** class="clear">
That's your blind hatred of Twilight talking.
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:56 pm
Decavolty Le Chapeau Decavolty Le Chapeau Decavolty "Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
Holy ******** class="clear">
"Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML"
Thats so not as bad as the first ******** class="clear">
That's your blind hatred of Twilight talking. "Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET
Tough break for that guy.
>_>
<_<
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:57 pm
digi734 YAMAHATZEE!!!*slides in Megaman style* Sup Cult? I'm not eniterly sure...
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:00 pm
Le Chapeau Decavolty Le Chapeau Decavolty Le Chapeau Decavolty "Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
Holy ******** class="clear">
"Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML"
Thats so not as bad as the first ******** class="clear">
That's your blind hatred of Twilight talking. "Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET
Tough break for that guy.
>_>
<_<
Well it's his fault for doing a drunk chick. FIRST rule you follow when going out somewhere.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:44 pm
Phew.
My Wii wasn't working since yesterday for some reason. Like, it would turn on, and occasionally get to the "Press A to continue" screen, but it wouldn't get anywhere else.
I don't know what was happening.
It's good now.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:52 pm
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