8:56 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE GAME!
8:56 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: DARN YOU
8:56 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: Also you are a horrible person.
8:56 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: HAVE HORRIBLE PEOPLE?
8:57 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: Oh no.
8:57 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: GET RID OF THEM WITH SUPER-AXE!
8:57 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: CUTS THROUGH HORRIBLE PEOPLE LIKE BUTTER!
8:57 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: SUPER-AXE?
8:57 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: GEE, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!
8:57 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: WATCH THIS! IT CUTS THROUGH NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE HORRIBLE PEOPLE AT ONCE!
8:58 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: HOW MUCH IS THIS GLORIOUS SUPER-AXE, MR. BILLY MAYS?
8:58 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: IT'S AVAILABLE FOR ONLY $19.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!
8:58 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
8:58 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: MORE?
8:59 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: ORDER NOW AND YOU GET A FREE SHAMWOW TO CLEAN UP THE BLOOD LEFT BEHIND BY THE SUPER-AXE!
8:59 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
8:59 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: ORDER IN THE NEXT TN MINUTES, AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER-- FOR FREE!
9:00 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: FOR FREE? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! GIMME THAT NUMBER!
9:00 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: SURE THING! THE NUMBER IS 555-123-4567! THAT'S 555-123-4567! ORDER TODAY!
9:01 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: *orders* THANKS, MR. BILLY MAYS! WHAT WOULD WE EVER DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR CAPSLOCK SPEAK?
9:01 PM - |TRR| The Turtle: YOU WOULD PROBABLY DIE! BD
9:01 PM - V for Vertically Challenged: GASP!
