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 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:11 am
Good. I coul smell you from here, but I didnt want to be an a**. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:11 am
J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 *throws boiling ramen at J's face* WHA- WHERE DID YOU - *psssh* MY FACE!!! gonk *trips over corpse* HWARG!! *body slams J* Heh... *impales word through your back and my chest* Welcome to my world of pain twisted *wriggles sword* SANDS OF TIME! *goes back in time and stops past me from body slamming J* MOTHERFU- -UFREHTOM Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck*
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:12 am
digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind Heh... *impales word through your back and my chest* Welcome to my world of pain twisted *wriggles sword* SANDS OF TIME! *goes back in time and stops past me from body slamming J* MOTHERFU- -UFREHTOM Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck* ._. Did I win?
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:14 am
J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind Heh... *impales word through your back and my chest* Welcome to my world of pain twisted *wriggles sword* SANDS OF TIME! *goes back in time and stops past me from body slamming J* MOTHERFU- -UFREHTOM Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck* ._. Did I win? *past self* Nope! *kicks J's sword off his hands*
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:17 am
digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 SANDS OF TIME! *goes back in time and stops past me from body slamming J* MOTHERFU- -UFREHTOM Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck* ._. Did I win? *past self* Nope! *kicks J's sword off his hands* o__o * prepares fists* Fine, if thats how you want it... mad
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:22 am
J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 SANDS OF TIME! *goes back in time and stops past me from body slamming J* MOTHERFU- -UFREHTOM Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck* ._. Did I win? *past self* Nope! *kicks J's sword off his hands* o__o * prepares fists* Fine, if thats how you want it... mad All right then b***h! *drops kunai and holds up fists* Oh, and if you try to get any weapon, melee or projectile, you'll get shocked with 50 volts of electricity. Just a little something I made in spare time.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:28 am
I just realized I've had my PS2 running since yesterday, and I've had Snake sitting in a cardboard box for the entire time...even if it's Snake Eater.
>____________>
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:29 am
digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck* ._. Did I win? *past self* Nope! *kicks J's sword off his hands* o__o * prepares fists* Fine, if thats how you want it... mad All right then b***h! *drops kunai and holds up fists* Oh, and if you try to get any weapon, melee or projectile, you'll get shocked with 50 volts of electricity. Just a little something I made in spare time. ._. >.> *reasches for pocket knife* *ZZZZZZT* GAAAH! JUST TESTING! ;;>.O
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:30 am
J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 Don't worry. To prevent a time paradox, I'll kill myself but till be alive through past me *stabs own neck* ._. Did I win? *past self* Nope! *kicks J's sword off his hands* o__o * prepares fists* Fine, if thats how you want it... mad All right then b***h! *drops kunai and holds up fists* Oh, and if you try to get any weapon, melee or projectile, you'll get shocked with 50 volts of electricity. Just a little something I made in spare time. ._. >.> *reasches for pocket knife* *ZZZZZZT* GAAAH! JUST TESTING! ;;>.O For once can we have a fair fight? Now, drop everything you have but Grabby and Squeezy
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:30 am
The WTF Ninja I just realized I've had my PS2 running since yesterday, and I've had Snake sitting in a cardboard box for the entire time...even if it's Snake Eater.
>____________> XDD I wonder what hes thinking...
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:33 am
stop()
feed = "http://www.deviantart.com/download/131759836/";
cultnews = new XML()
cultnews.load(feed)
cultnews.ignoreWhite = true;
cultnews.onLoad = loadXML;
function loadXML(loaded) {
if (loaded) {
title = []
url = []
caption = []
banner = []
sound = []
for (i=0; i title[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[0].firstChild.nodeValue;
url[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[1].firstChild.nodeValue;
caption[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[2].firstChild.nodeValue;
banner[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[3].firstChild.nodeValue;
sound[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[4].firstChild.nodeValue;
}
sounddemo = new Sound()
s = 0;
display(s)
s++;
} else {
titlec.titlet.text = "Oops...";
capc.capt.text = "Sorry, ""+feed+"" wasn't able to be loaded.";
titlec.titlet.autoSize = "left";
capc.onRelease = function() {
getURL(url[s], "_blank")
}
titlec.onRelease = function() {
getURL(url[s], "_blank")
}
}
}
function display(s) {
out = new TextFormat()
out.color = 0x0C192C;
out.underline = false;
over = new TextFormat()
over.color = 0x204782;
over.underline = true;
if (title[s] !== "none") {
titlec.titlet.text = title[s]
titlec._alpha = 100;
} else {
titlec.titlet.text = "";
}
if (caption[s] !== "none") {
capc.capt.text = caption[s]
capc._alpha = 100;
} else {
capc.capt.text = "";
}
titlec.titlet.autoSize = "left";
if (banner[s] !== "none") {
var loader:MovieClipLoader = new MovieClipLoader()
loader.addListener(this)
loader.loadClip(banner[s], ban)
ban._alpha = 100;
}
if (sound[s] !== "none") {
sounddemo.loadSound(sound[s], true)
sounddemo.setVolume(40)
}
if (url[s] !== "none") {
titlec.useHandCursor = true;
titlec.onRelease = function() {
getURL(url[s], "_blank")
}
titlec.onRollOver = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(over)
}
titlec.onRollOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
titlec.onDragOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
} else {
titlec.useHandCursor = false;
titlec.onRelease = function() {
}
titlec.onRollOver = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
titlec.onRollOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
titlec.onDragOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
}
if (cultnews.firstChild.childNodes.length !== 1) {
timer()
}
}
function timer() {
delay = capc.capt.length*50;
if (delay<1000) {
delay = 1000;
}
if (delay>18550) {
delay = 18550;
}
time = setInterval(next, delay)
function next() {
clearInterval(time)
if (s == cultnews.firstChild.childNodes.length) {
s = 0;
}
fadeout()
}
}
function fadeout() {
this.onEnterFrame = function() {
if (titlec._alpha+capc._alpha+ban._alpha+sounddemo.getVolume()>0) {
if (title[s-1] !== "none") {
titlec._alpha -= 5;
}
if (caption[s-1] !== "none") {
capc._alpha -= 5;
}
if (banner[s-1] !== "none") {
ban._alpha -= 5;
}
if (sound[s-1] !== "none") {
sounddemo.setVolume(int(sounddemo.getVolume())-2)
}
} else {
display(s)
s++;
delete this.onEnterFrame;
}
}
}
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH This took forever to get just right. gonk
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:35 am
J of The Wind The WTF Ninja I just realized I've had my PS2 running since yesterday, and I've had Snake sitting in a cardboard box for the entire time...even if it's Snake Eater.
>____________> XDD I wonder what hes thinking... *punch*
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:35 am
J of The Wind The WTF Ninja I just realized I've had my PS2 running since yesterday, and I've had Snake sitting in a cardboard box for the entire time...even if it's Snake Eater.
>____________> XDD I wonder what hes thinking...
"OH MY ******** GOD I'M STARVING OH GOD MY STOMACH IS EATING IIITTTSSSEEELLLFFF WHY AM I IN A GOD DAMN BOX THIS MISSION SUCKS."
...Yeah, I think he's dead.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:35 am
digi734 J of The Wind digi734 J of The Wind digi734 *past self* Nope! *kicks J's sword off his hands* o__o * prepares fists* Fine, if thats how you want it... mad All right then b***h! *drops kunai and holds up fists* Oh, and if you try to get any weapon, melee or projectile, you'll get shocked with 50 volts of electricity. Just a little something I made in spare time. ._. >.> *reasches for pocket knife* *ZZZZZZT* GAAAH! JUST TESTING! ;;>.O For once can we have a fair fight? Now, drop everything you have but your dukes. Guh, Fine! scream *ddrops several weapons from a chain flail to a paper clip*
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:36 am
Nomega stop()
feed = "http://www.deviantart.com/download/131759836/";
cultnews = new XML()
cultnews.load(feed)
cultnews.ignoreWhite = true;
cultnews.onLoad = loadXML;
function loadXML(loaded) {
if (loaded) {
title = []
url = []
caption = []
banner = []
sound = []
for (i=0; i title[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[0].firstChild.nodeValue;
url[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[1].firstChild.nodeValue;
caption[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[2].firstChild.nodeValue;
banner[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[3].firstChild.nodeValue;
sound[i] = this.firstChild.childNodes[i].childNodes[4].firstChild.nodeValue;
}
sounddemo = new Sound()
s = 0;
display(s)
s++;
} else {
titlec.titlet.text = "Oops...";
capc.capt.text = "Sorry, ""+feed+"" wasn't able to be loaded.";
titlec.titlet.autoSize = "left";
capc.onRelease = function() {
getURL(url[s], "_blank")
}
titlec.onRelease = function() {
getURL(url[s], "_blank")
}
}
}
function display(s) {
out = new TextFormat()
out.color = 0x0C192C;
out.underline = false;
over = new TextFormat()
over.color = 0x204782;
over.underline = true;
if (title[s] !== "none") {
titlec.titlet.text = title[s]
titlec._alpha = 100;
} else {
titlec.titlet.text = "";
}
if (caption[s] !== "none") {
capc.capt.text = caption[s]
capc._alpha = 100;
} else {
capc.capt.text = "";
}
titlec.titlet.autoSize = "left";
if (banner[s] !== "none") {
var loader:MovieClipLoader = new MovieClipLoader()
loader.addListener(this)
loader.loadClip(banner[s], ban)
ban._alpha = 100;
}
if (sound[s] !== "none") {
sounddemo.loadSound(sound[s], true)
sounddemo.setVolume(40)
}
if (url[s] !== "none") {
titlec.useHandCursor = true;
titlec.onRelease = function() {
getURL(url[s], "_blank")
}
titlec.onRollOver = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(over)
}
titlec.onRollOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
titlec.onDragOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
} else {
titlec.useHandCursor = false;
titlec.onRelease = function() {
}
titlec.onRollOver = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
titlec.onRollOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
titlec.onDragOut = function() {
titlec.titlet.setTextFormat(out)
}
}
if (cultnews.firstChild.childNodes.length !== 1) {
timer()
}
}
function timer() {
delay = capc.capt.length*50;
if (delay<1000) {
delay = 1000;
}
if (delay>18550) {
delay = 18550;
}
time = setInterval(next, delay)
function next() {
clearInterval(time)
if (s == cultnews.firstChild.childNodes.length) {
s = 0;
}
fadeout()
}
}
function fadeout() {
this.onEnterFrame = function() {
if (titlec._alpha+capc._alpha+ban._alpha+sounddemo.getVolume()>0) {
if (title[s-1] !== "none") {
titlec._alpha -= 5;
}
if (caption[s-1] !== "none") {
capc._alpha -= 5;
}
if (banner[s-1] !== "none") {
ban._alpha -= 5;
}
if (sound[s-1] !== "none") {
sounddemo.setVolume(int(sounddemo.getVolume())-2)
}
} else {
display(s)
s++;
delete this.onEnterFrame;
}
}
}
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH This took forever to get just right. gonk Cult cast player code? ._.
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