Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"25, Sir."

"Buzzed, drunk. Is there a difference?"  

[Zahzi]

"Buzzed means your close to being drunk...Drunk...Well it means you ARE..." Gil said before looking over at Laurent.
"If you're legal, then drink before I break this bottle over yer head..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Gil!"

"I can't drink on the job... Sir."  

[Zahzi]

Gil just looked right at Laurent with a glare that would make a man's blood run cold.
"Drink. Or I will make your life hell..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"If I drink I'll get fired!" Laurent whimpered, backing up a little.

". . .Why are you so desperate to make him drink..?"

((Ahh.. Nothing like the sounds of guns and knives organized into an addicting song XP))  

[Zahzi]

((Hmm?))

"Because if he doesn't drink, he's not a man. And if he's not a man, he doesn't deserve to have his job..." Gil said, looking at Demi with his normal expression before looking back at Laurent.

"Ohh...I won't tell...Will you tell, Demi..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

((That Newgrounds song you showed me composed of the gun and knife sound affects of that game you seem to love oh so very much, Madness I think.))

"I won't tell."

"...One drink then..." Laurent whimpered, slowly walking back up to the two and holding out his hand  

[Zahzi]

An entire bottle of vodka was placed in his hand.
"Now, drink your 'one drink'..."

((Ah yes...))  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Laurent whimpered, looking down at the bottle before downing the whole thing in no time flat.
"There, happy now?" He asked, amazingly enough with no hint of even being buzzed.

"..How did you..?"

"Russian and Irish bloodlines run in my blood ma'am."  

[Zahzi]

A medical wrapper suddenly hit the floor behind Gil...A prescription painkiller.

"Ohh...What's that..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

". . ."

"WHAT DID YOU DO!?"  

[Zahzi]

"Noooooooothing..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Laurent then began to tremble in confusion and fear.

"Gil did you just make him drink pain killers?!"  

[Zahzi]

"Oooooh he's not gonna die..." Gil said, swatting the air.
"...He'll be out in...Three...Two...One..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Laurent collapsed before Gil could even get to two.

"Gil what the Hell?!"