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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:09 pm
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((All sermons are long. pirate
And actually, I had all hazards in one. Wrote the post, tried to post it, Internet error, post got deleted, re-wrote post, posted, got through, YAY!!))
"And do you, Elainya Forrester, take Zach McClure to be your husband, and swear, Manwe and Varda being your witnesses, as well as Eru, the All-Father, that you shall love her and respect her, and that you shall be beside him through joy and sadness, through richness and poverty, through sickness and through health, until the world ceases to end?!"
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Noticing that some people were a little drowzy, the priest uttered a few words and bolts everyone with a nice lightning storm.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:12 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:22 pm
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