Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker: I have come to get the T-Veronica Virus! And now the only existing sample is in your body! I want it, now!
Alexia: You want it? You are not worthy of its power!
Wesker: Yo momma!  

[Vankala]

Krauser: All for my umbrella's sake...
Leon: Your umbrella...?  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

I love this guild... DO you love this guild? Because I love this guild...

Anyway....

Chris: Wesker, your pathetic...
Wesker: Am I now? I wear sunglasses at night, I killed all of the other S.T.A.R.S. members besides you, Jill, and Barry, I was elaborate enough to bring you all the way down to this particular floor, and now I'm about to unleash the worlds strongest super weapon on you, how is that pathetic?
Chris: ....  

[Ivory Lie]

Actually i think Wesker would say that  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, that, or he'd just laugh and smack Chris in the face, making him fall over.  

[by His Noodly Appendage]

I would so make an "Under my umbrella-ella-ella" joke right now, but I can't think of one.  

[Ivory Lie]

Biohazard EXTREME

Well, that, or he'd just laugh and smack Chris in the face, making him fall over.

Or just shoot him right there. save's him so much trouble later on  

[Psychotic_Relations]

Leon to ashley: I want to *censor* your *censor* with my *censor* *censor* *censor*

Ashley to leon: Say what? you want to brush my teeth with your tooth brush.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Super Bootsie

I would so make an "Under my umbrella-ella-ella" joke right now, but I can't think of one.

Save it for later, then. It'll come to you.  

[Vankala]

Jill when she's fighting Yawn the snake: "That's it! I'm sick and tired of this ********' snake in this ********' mansion!!"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Vankala

Jill when she's fighting Yawn the snake: "That's it! I'm sick and tired of this ********' snake in this ********' mansion!!"

rofl  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

HUNK breathing heavily through the gas mask: "Leon... I... Am your father!"  

[JeffesinFerre]

"Man that was crazy...are you good on ammo?"

*Hunk removes the magazine and discovers theres about 4 rounds left*

"Uh....Yeah....Proceeding with G-Virus retrieval."  

[Civilight Eterna]

Nemisis: What's shakin' eggs and bacon?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Chris pushes the lever and a pile of beams falls on Wesker's head.
Wesker gets up looking at Chris, having double vision.
Wesker: Whoa... I'm seeing STARS...