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MadamTarantula

PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:22 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
Well, yes, that's how it's done. This isn't the motivational poster thread, right?


I know, I know, that's why I wanted to ask.  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:49 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Guard: Good god! A Zed with individuality!  

Bruno van Hellsing


Hanibal Rex

PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:27 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Capcom Employee: Look, we're sorry about laying you all off, but theres just no need for zombies anymore.
Zombie 2: Hey, you don't have a family to feed, and brains are awfully expensive.
Capcom employee: I did hear Capcom's looking for zombies for the Dead Rising game...  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:18 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Wesker: Satisfaction? Didn't I already pay all of you to stay out of the game? Besides you zombies are so wild, the parasites are much easier to control.
Zombie 2: Sure you did but...what the hell is that?!
*Carlos drives the truck just like in the movie.*
Carlos: LEEEEROOOYYYY JINKINS!

((Hold on it was Carlos right? Their hair styles in the movie are so damn messed up I can't tell the difference))  

Alkaizer87


King of Paradise

PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:24 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
*Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?!
Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho!
Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction!
Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction*

...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION...

Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction?
Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes!
Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION!

Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix.





Yeah, that just happened.  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:30 pm
Stranger to Paradise
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
*Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?!
Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho!
Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction!
Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction*

...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION...

Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction?
Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes!
Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION!

Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix.





Yeah, that just happened.
Wow I gotta say yours is really funny.  

Alkaizer87


MadamTarantula

PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:12 pm
Alkaizer87
Stranger to Paradise
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
*Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?!
Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho!
Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction!
Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction*

...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION...

Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction?
Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes!
Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION!

Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix.





Yeah, that just happened.
Wow I gotta say yours is really funny.


Especially if you know the song. XD  
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:56 am
AngelaAshford
Alkaizer87
Stranger to Paradise
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
*Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?!
Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho!
Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction!
Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction*

...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION...

Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction?
Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes!
Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION!

Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix.





Yeah, that just happened.
Wow I gotta say yours is really funny.


Especially if you know the song. XD
Sadly I don't  

Alkaizer87


King of Paradise

PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:35 am
Alkaizer87
AngelaAshford
Alkaizer87
Stranger to Paradise
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
*Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?!
Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho!
Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction!
Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction*

...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION...

Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction?
Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes!
Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION!

Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix.





Yeah, that just happened.
Wow I gotta say yours is really funny.


Especially if you know the song. XD
Sadly I don't


Listen to it, Alkaizer. It will make the joke that much funnier. And thanks for the applause.  
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:56 pm
Alkaizer87
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Wesker: Satisfaction? Did I already pay all of you to stay out of the game? Besides you zombies are so wild, the parasites are much easier to control.
Zombie 2: Sure you did but...what the hell is that?!
*Carlos drives the truck just like in the movie.*
Carlos: LEEEEROOOYYYY JINKINS!

((Hold on it was Carlos right? Their hair styles in the movie are so damn messed up I can't tell the difference))

Lol, that one made me laugh. blaugh  

Vankala


Alkaizer87

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:54 am
Vankala
Alkaizer87
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Wesker: Satisfaction? Didn't I already pay all of you to stay out of the game? Besides you zombies are so wild, the parasites are much easier to control.
Zombie 2: Sure you did but...what the hell is that?!
*Carlos drives the truck just like in the movie.*
Carlos: LEEEEROOOYYYY JINKINS!

((Hold on it was Carlos right? Their hair styles in the movie are so damn messed up I can't tell the difference))

Lol, that one made me laugh. blaugh
Thanks, I was remembering how carlos does the truck sacrafice himself thing in that movie. I had to put that one in. Edit: I edited the origianl since Inoticed a typo It's supposedto say didn't  
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:12 pm
Zombie: I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
CAPCOM OFFICIAL: I AM SORRY, BUT THE MAN YOU SEEK, SHINJI MIKAMI, CALLED IN SICK TODAY!!! WE WILL HOWEVER DIVULGE TO YOU HIS CURRENT RESIDENTIAL WHEREABOUTS!
Zombie Horde: YEAHHHH!!!  

Vinessa_Valentine


Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:35 pm
You know what? No matter how many more entries I get, nothing's gonna beat Alkaizer. That Leeroy Jenkins line killed me. Post your pic.  
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:47 pm
Thanks Bio. Ok, I couldn't find any other one that was more open for ideas, so here it is.

User Image

Ganados: Strike! Strike!  

Alkaizer87


Celestial Fox Frenzi

PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:09 am
Ganados: Strike! Strike!

Black guy in the far back: It's like I always say.
Other Black Guy in the far back What?
BGITFB: Never trust Whitey with a gun.  
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