Corrupt a Wish 8D

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but now the guy does.

I wish I was an amazing electric guitarist.  

[stacieakapink5]

Granted but suddenly electric guitar goes out of style and no one buys your albums or wants to listen to you so you go broke and become a bum playing his music on the streets...

I wish that the moon was green.  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but now it's impossible to see at night.  

[Jenitorturer]

I wish my breasts were bigger.
crying  

[X02WyvernLord]

Granted, however now you learn that they were actually tumors and that the tumors have spread all over your body. You soon die painfully and slowly.

I wish I could control time and space...  

[Jenitorturer]

That's just evil.. ._.;

Granted, but you begin to grow tired of your newfound abilities and realize that it's useless.




I wish I had been born male.  

[X02WyvernLord]

Granted, but you wish you were a female again. You learn that you can't turn back so you go insane and eventually kill yourself after weeks of self-mutilation and psychopathic rage.

I wish Burger King sold pizza.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but the only toppings available are anchovies and mushrooms.

I wish I was a unicorn.  

[oxX-Ghost-Xxo]

granted, but now your being chased by hunters who want your horn,
i wish i was a boy  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

granted, but you are easily taken advantage of by the entire football team of your school.

I wish i could live in a place where I could actually be a part of my favorite games, anime, and movies. (like for instance, a castle with a hallway with many doors. Behind each door would be a different game, movie, or anime)  

[X02WyvernLord]

Granted, however after your first day of fun you forget to lock the doors... at night everything comes out and invades your bedroom.... wahmbulance you do the math wahmbulance ... they find your mutilated, half-burned, bloodied, molested, and candy coated body in the morning. Your missing all your organs, your blood seems to have been drained, and you have a punch bruise that came from a FALCON PUNCH....

I wish birds would swim and every fish could fly.  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but soon fish realise they need to go back for water, and the birds forget that also.

I wish I had not listened to the Butterfly Effect...  

[mysticaldragonmastergurl]

Granted but now every other experience in your entire life, including good ones, never existed either.

I wish... I could spend all day doing nothing.  

[X02WyvernLord]

Granted, but you eventually die of dehydration for not doing anything.

I wish for a wishing star  

[mysticaldragonmastergurl]

You get it but it falls on your head, killing you.

I wish I could eat a pound of dark chocolate