What would the avatar above you say?

[Taigamma]

I'm from a secret society of ice penguin alchemists.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

(How'd you know it was an alchemy book?)
"My face is hidden because I don't want my enemies seeing my rainbow face"  

[Taigamma]

(I could recognize that book from anywhere. I used to carry it all the time when I cosplayed as a freaky white alchemist.)

I has a beak under this mask.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"I know without my shield I look not as manly as I think I am"  

[Taigamma]

*shield is on back* (Call me manly. XD)

"I have giant penguin orgy parties every Tuesday."  

[Best Fapper Alive]

(OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?)
"As you can see I love things that are multicolored"  

[Taigamma]

(Damn right. lol xD)
"As you can see, I was once a whaler eskimo."  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"I am a boy dammit, stop checking me out!That's why my user name became amrcus, cuz dudes were pming me dirty things!"  

[12344321I]

"Come to my van...I have penguins and candy..."  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Come to my van...I have alot of Bleach Yaoi I drew myself into."  

[Elleine]

"I dream a pool full of bikini wearing penguins"

Ghost Lyfe

"Come to my van...I have alot of Bleach Yaoi I drew myself into."

Lol K.O.-ed  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Ok, idk wth I am anymore, to many things!"

(Yep, gotta be a ninja here ninja )  

[Elleine]

"My mommy said that flashy /ugly/ necktie is making me manlier"  

[Taigamma]

"For some reason, people always call me dragon lady. I've yet to figure it out."  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"Make fun of my hair....see what happens..."