Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[SANsuGui]

Then the world would lax and would be conquered by the giant penguins with lazer beam eyes... ninja

I wish for more wishes...

(I'm so like a little kid... sweatdrop )  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted... u get more wishes... that will never come true!

I wish for your happiness! xd  

[yalie5]

granted but your happiness is short lived and you must experience chronic depressin for the rest of your life.

i wish to be smothered in chocolate!!! blaugh  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but you die due to sufficant thanks to the chocolate.

I wish to scream at Yu Watase!  

[paulatcha]

.. granted. But you get kidnapped before you scream and then get your lungs surgically removed by the kidnappers because their cousin needs a lung so they decided on yours. o.o

I wish for a million dollars  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted except you become a million pounds in debt.

Edit: sweatdrop My bad..
-insert I wish for nothing.  

[wiim]

Didn't make a wish... confused


I wish football was abolished. xd  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted, except ex-football players destroy your house.
I wish for the sun to explode.  

[paulatcha]

Granted, but the moon explodes instead. o.o XD

I wish for instant peeing holes where you can pee in your pants and then the liquid inside can consume your pee and make it disappear. xd  

[wiim]

Um....How is the wish granted if the moon blows up instead of the sun? rolleyes

Anyway, your wish is granted. You are the only one on this planet who has one and forever the only one who uses it.

I wish vampires now afraid of the night and require sunlight. xd  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then that makes even more terrifying, for they now can openly attack people in the open and no gun, bullet, or bomb can destroy them. Also, fear of the Vampires forces entire cities to cut off all of their power to starve the Vampires of light.

I wish for the ability to create an object imaginable.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. You create an object which destroys the world and blows up the moon/sun ninja

I wish that my pet dog would stop biting people  

[t0shi0]

Granted, it starts eating people.
I wish girls are really made of out sugar spice and everything nice.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you cannot stand the spice in your own body and explode.

I wish to overthrow the cat king twisted  

[Syeori]

Granted, you overthrow him, but then you get overthrown a minute later by the cat king's son.

I wish i could sit on fluffly clouds.