:)
The traditional "smiley". Used to denote a lack of ability to provide an intelligent response. Similar to lol.
(:
The reversed "smiley". Only girls use these and faggots.
:(
Emo, usually suicidal tendency.
=]
Troll smile.
:'(
Holy s**t! Run before you get their whole emo life-story.
;(
Severely emotionally impaired, if someone uses this pretend you didn't see it. It's for your own safety, people.
O.o
Alien for the sentence; "I once used to be human, but four tentacles entered my a**, and one of them might enter you."
:*
The writer has been punched in the mouth. Or has an a*****e mouth.
8)
The writer is looking at 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.
:D~~
The writer is drooling over 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.
:-J
The writer is Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC, preparing to bust someone drooling over 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.
<(^.^<)
Cry for help; direct to [url=http://www.wsmsh.org.uk/coming-out/index.html]this website.[/url]
t('.'t)
Speaks for itself really. Correct response to any emoticon of the previous variety.
(>'.')>-I----- t('.'t)
Used whenever you want rob someone with a sword over the internet.
:X
Commonly used to show that one's lips are sealed with packaging tape. Possibly BDSM, possibly kidnap victim. Probably both.
:P
The writer has some sort of disability that prevents keeping tongue in own mouth. Alternatively, the tongue might be in someone else's mouth.
>:(
The writer is angry. Or constipated. Or both.
:<
Homosexual cousin of >:(
:S
Someone skeeted or s**t in or around the general vicinity of my mouth. Oht3hnoes.
D:
I'm sad. But I'll still suck your c**k. Generally used by your mom.
<='C
BAWWWW
:@
The writer is about to go down on a huge black c**k.
;)
Wink and/or punch in the eye. Occasionally has sexual connotations.
(||)
A klarawagnerish girl.
:/
A shrug, sometimes showing a lack of satisfaction with a recent comment or service.
:|
Similar to the above, only much less satisfied.
:F
Similar to the above, only much moar Rootbrian.
>:/
Josef Fritzl. Commonly used in Australia.
XD
This is a punctuation markXD should be used at the end of every sentenceXD see thirteen year old boyXD
P:
Tongue licking c** off face. Similar to DevianTart's :P smiley.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LOL SO RANDUM XDDDDDDDDDD
OGC
The most common response to getting on the internet.
:B
The writer is a redneck. Internet, moar like INBREDnet, amirite?
:Q
Common response after one views Tubgirl for the first time.
m/
The writer likes My Chemical Romance, or some equally faggy band.
$.$
Use this one when viewing Jailbait.
^_^
Japanofag emoticon, used by anime fags when they can't think of anything to say. Often mistaken for :3 (aka Kawaii).
^_________________^
The moar underscores, the kawaiier!!!
>.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
The moar semicolons, the... kawaiier? Ah, ********. Someone explain this one to me.
/^==^
furry
8 [ o ]
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
T _ T or ;_;
The emoticon of emo anime fags. ;_; is also used in conjunction with "life-like texture".
〒_〒
The Emoticon of Evolved Weeaboo, made from the Yuubin Postal Mark.
@w@
A mystery emoticon used to show allegiance to Amuria
o.O
Shorthand for "Yo momma got one big tittie, and one little tittie, and they call the b***h "Biggie Smalls". Can also be written: ( . Y o )
(_o_)
Emoticon representing gaping assholes.
:D/
Is supposed to be an orgasmically happy face throwing his/her arms in the air with joy, but in fact just looks like a happy sandwich.
8==D O8
Replace any given emoticon with the I'm-about-to-be-raped-in-the-mouth-smiley for great justice.
B^U
:3
Ostensibly means "I AM CLEVER", but really can be used in any context. For example,
I am the firestarter. Twisted firestarter. :3
Who is John Galt? :3
Mother died today. :3
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. :3
Occasionally used by furfags to make a cat face.
>:3
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
:#
I GOTZ A GRILL MA *****
>:[ ]
I'm gonna suck your blood d**k!
:DS<
Crazy wavy rubber arms.
>:O-8O-{~:c
Woman giving birth to an unhappy baby.
8=========D
The person is a lying ape
(_(_)lllllllD
When 8========D just doesn't cut it.
<3=====D
Heartdong is made of heart and dong
(_)_)XXXXXXXD
HELP MY p***s IS STUCK IN A CHINESE FINGER TRAP!
( . Y . )
LOL boobs
¬_¬
Generally used to portray "You best be jokin', *****."
￣ω￣
Dude... I am *SO* high right now...
|*-*|
A stupid emotion that aim invented for cassette tape how many people use this? 0
ಠ.ಡ
retard
¯(°_o)/¯
How do I shot web?
¯(ºдಠ)/¯
I dunno lol after going through the Internet Hate Machine...again
8U
Ultimate horror, possibly a**l rape
ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
۞_۟۞
Just saw Goatse for the first time.
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
pointing to the right
≧▽≦
orgasm
+O
OMG Cyclops roars.
Σ:3
Kitteh :D
;x
Use this if you're a gay
ಭ_ಭ
titeyes
గ_గ
16 year old girl
ঞ_ঞ
ഭ_ഭ
I see what you did there.
ళ_ళ
ફ_ફ
ಗ_ಗ
ಞ_ಞ
ச_ச
ঢ_ঢ
ळ_ळ
ର_ର
ଲ_ଲ
jellyfish eyes
ಱ_ಱ
ಲ_ಲ
(See Jigglypuff on right.)
ਘ_ਘ
ਝ_ਝ
ങ_ങ
ക_ക
d**k eyes?
๏̯͡๏)
h...hissy...? ;_;
: (|)
I just ******** a monkey
<3
Testicles in an ice cream cone
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