N~Cult 101
T:I wasn't present!
When I, who normally oozes niceness, gets enraged (usually with a desire to protect those close to me), I become filled with an unknown source of power... and in an incredible mean streak.
I can't think of a better name for it, so it's caled Overheat mode.
Then I take on the foe with full force!
Then afterwards I pass out from the extreme force
nin:That's another tarde, mr. Hero. One more and you'll be sitting in detention. Do we understand each other, mr. Hero?
T:I believe this Benjamin and the fact that I was saving the world fom Bison will clear my record, eh?
nin:Bad grammar won't get you very far in life, mr. Hero.
T:Bad grammar?
YOU DARE ACCUSE MOI OF BAD GRAMMAR???
That's it boys!
Get the bungee cords!
We're hanging him up on the flagpole tonight
nin:I won't stand for you making a mockery of me in my own classroom, Mr. Hero. I suggest you sit down or I will have you removed, do I make myself clear?
T:
Waaaaait...
You're the teacher?
I'm only here to help protect the kids!
I AM a Hero after all.
And the rest of the faculty calls me T; what about you?
nin:Mr. Hero I'm beginning to think your under the influence of some illegal substances which, may i remind you, would result in immediate expulsion. I SUGGEST you take your seat immediately before I'm forced to get the dean involved.
Turtle:
HEY TEACHER, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
J:T GON GEN EXPELLED!
Wait, then who will protect us from the bad things that go bump in the day?
nin:You can wait until after class like the rest of us, ms. turtle
The school system will make sure of that, I assure you mr. Wind
T:I believe my associate here begs to differ.
She's a dean.
And she has NO problem with my excursions to save the world, which need I remind YOU, help you keep your job here, and not be forced to work for Shadowloo OR the organization!
GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
nin:Well
I never in all my years of teaching
However your little fantasy vacations will need to take place after my period, do I make myself clear?
T:...BUT YOU'RE A DUDE!
Turt:HEY TEACHER, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY? WILL WE HAVE TO TURN ANYTHING IN? ARE WE TAKING NOTES? IS THIS FOR A GRADE? WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY? IS T GONNA GET IN TROUBLE? CAN I WATCH? WHY CAN'T I GO TO THE BATHROOM? CAN I GO TO MY LOCKER THEN? THE WATER FOUNTAIN? AM I ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS? CAN I STILL TURN IN THIS ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST WEEK? WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A BAD GRADE IN HERE? CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW? WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS CLASS? IS IT TIME TO LEAVE YET? WHAT TIME IS IT?
J: OH SNAP! PROFESSOR OMEGA GON GET IT NOW!
This is too good!
nin:this kind of vulgar behavior will NOT be tolerated, Mr. Hero.
Ah, here's the Principal now, will you turn your behavior around or go with her? it's your choice, Mr. Hero.
cat:*walks in late* Hay GUAIZ wuts goin on ovr here?
T biggrin ude, that's the dean's twin.
And she's on my side as well.
Sisters, eh? What can ya do?
(This guy WANTS to lose his job... I need a diversion quick!)
*Sets down music box playing Bomberman music*
nin:Turn that ridiculous music of yours off! It's a menace to society.
and you, Mr. Nightblade, I suppose your only excuse for tardeness is "PAUHAMMER" correct?
T: Oh, looks like we have some comedians in the room!
Well! When the Organization comes to get the lot of you, don't come crying to me!
If I sit in this damned room, and they bust in with their FLunkies and exploding cupcakes, I BAIL.
I'm flying off, and I'm NOT looking back.
Turtle:
HEY! HEY, TEACHER! WHEN DO WE LEAVE THIS CLASS?
nin biggrin on't worry about that, you, ms. Turtle, will be staying after it.
Turtle: D:
WHY? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. THIS CLASS SUCKS.
J:
TEACHER, TURTLE KEEPS STARING AT ME. SHE WANTS TO KILL ME...
reg:but you're invisible!
Turtle: THAT'S NOT TRUE. I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU TASTE LIKE...
nin:One day girls won't seem so scary, Mr. Wind. But let's save that discussion for another day.
Stop Preaching anarchy to the class, Mr. Hero. I have enough to deal with as it is
cat:
yea... the "Pau Hammer" air cooler exchange thing fell out of my window and onto my car... so I had to walk here... my apologies...
J:But They has teh COOTIES!!!
Are we gonna talk about the birds and the sex? Or was It the Sex and the bees?
nin:Children, Children! Mr. wind is our exchange student! he's... albino
J: &:L IM NOT ALBINO! Im Visibly IMPAIRED!
turt:Oooh, teacher's gonna get suuueeedd!
nin:Terribly sorry Mr. Wind, but that is what it says in your 504 plan
T:Anarchy?
LISTEN TO REASON!
I am out there busting my arse to protect stiffs like you.
You want to try? You'll see how hard it is!
To get knocked around by club weilding imp-men!
To have your rumpus fried by one eyed... THINGS!
To be chased and run after by minion after crazed minions!
And I ain't talking about Yin's Minions, they mess up already without my interference.
I am kindly telling you, that I am needed.
The WORLD chants my name as I fight on!
*huff... puff*
Anyhoo... the exchage student will record anything I missed.
So EYYYY, sit on it, Teach!
*zooms off to do his duty*
turt biggrin :& YOU'RE MEAN. I DON'T LIKE YOU. *catches on fire* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN ALL THE TIME? YOU'RE A STUPID TEACHER AND I HATE YOU. *about to explode!*
cat:
uhh teacher... you pet fish just hung itself...
nin:THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT *pulls gun*
J: Oh right. Give the work to the FOREIGN GUY. Stupeed Americans.
J:T-Teacher????
turt biggrin :&
*KERSPLODE*
nin:I- I'LL DO IT!
*cocks gun*
J:WAIT!
Before you think about it... I made stool... And turtle Kersploded near the class lunch box bin. So I has no lunch. So...yeah.
T:Mmm, I guess this'd be a bad time to say I suspected the children and teachers were Organization members and I laced the free pudding with...
Choco-Lax, the Chocolate-flavored Laxative!
I saw EVERYONE eat it...
zeph:The pudding looked nasty. I gave you my portion.
ton:Nor me. I'm the quiet kid in the corner.
nin:Oh shi- *drops gun* I gotta go for a moment children. no one leave your desks, no matter how messy things get *leaves*
turt:
Oh. Hey, guys. The lunches are on fire. I feel better now.
Also, haha, your silly human laxative doesn't work on-
...
Uh oh. *ESCAPE TO BATHROOM!*
J:What did he mean by th-*rumble*
Uh oh... I gots a rumbly in mah tumbly...
T:You thought I ate it? I gave mine to the school mascot, Lemmy the Leopard
I eat Skittles.
nin:Those we mine! they were laced with crac- nevermind
ton:L-Lemmy's not gonna make it?
*Child Sob*
reg:I swapped your skittles for laxative pills when you weren't looking.
zeph:...I put cyanide in the Skittles to give to the class bully...
J:Lemmy was a b*****d.
nin:no one eat the crack-lax-cyanide pills please
J:
* Mouth full of skittles*
HUH? WAT U SAY?
zeph:OH SHI-
ton:OH SHI-
T:Fools, all of you.
I keep my things in places so secret, not even that sand monkey Gaara can find them!
That and I have A.N.A.L.Y.Z.E.R. scan everything before I confirm my actions with them.
Now, Just to be sure, I hope none of you went to the bathrooms recently...
I... kinda screwed up the plumbing...
Let's just say...
SURF'S UP.
cat:uhh... this cannot be good..
ton:you replaced the toilets with those things in Europe that shoot water upward?
cat:soo... teacher... shouldn't you be sayyy helping him?
J: Oh hey guys. Im fine.
* twitch**twitch*
Wh----- WOAH.
EVERYTHINGS AWESOME!!!!!!
KER- SPLOOOODEEEEEEEE!!!!
*feces*
nin:*room begins to fill with water* now now cattra, the laxatives will probably save him from the poison.
T:*sees water*
Now that I think about it... I might've used something a bit stronger...
nin: D:&
*water up to knees*
J:
Ugh I have such a migrane...
Wha appened???
zeph:Great job breaking it, hero.
nin:Crack-lax does that to you
zeph:Umm... let's just say that you don't want to talk to Omega about it. At all. In fact, it's probably better if you stay away from him from now on.
nin:I'm the teacher It's T that got us into this mess!
J: Hmm... The Cyanide seems to have failed...
&_&
&_&
Im still alive!
nin:*room starts flooding faster* ...Great
T:YOU wouldn't let me do my heroic duty! And now I wasted an extra life!
I'm outta here!
Oh and I wouldn't open that heavily wired door if i were any of you...
I saw all your Organization badges... I KNEW IT!
Zeph:Tell the girl in the corner to stop crying. She's making this worse.
J:But its so pretty...
cat:*slaps J* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! D&
T is calling th... your right.. it is pretty... I dare you to poke it...
ton:WHA-?
nin:screw that! *opens* *giant seaking come out*
fish: *comes back in* holy crap!
nin: the classroom is filling with water ,J is on crack, everyone is on laxatives and a giant seaking just burst in
When I, who normally oozes niceness, gets enraged (usually with a desire to protect those close to me), I become filled with an unknown source of power... and in an incredible mean streak.
I can't think of a better name for it, so it's caled Overheat mode.
Then I take on the foe with full force!
Then afterwards I pass out from the extreme force
nin:That's another tarde, mr. Hero. One more and you'll be sitting in detention. Do we understand each other, mr. Hero?
T:I believe this Benjamin and the fact that I was saving the world fom Bison will clear my record, eh?
nin:Bad grammar won't get you very far in life, mr. Hero.
T:Bad grammar?
YOU DARE ACCUSE MOI OF BAD GRAMMAR???
That's it boys!
Get the bungee cords!
We're hanging him up on the flagpole tonight
nin:I won't stand for you making a mockery of me in my own classroom, Mr. Hero. I suggest you sit down or I will have you removed, do I make myself clear?
T:
Waaaaait...
You're the teacher?
I'm only here to help protect the kids!
I AM a Hero after all.
And the rest of the faculty calls me T; what about you?
nin:Mr. Hero I'm beginning to think your under the influence of some illegal substances which, may i remind you, would result in immediate expulsion. I SUGGEST you take your seat immediately before I'm forced to get the dean involved.
Turtle:
HEY TEACHER, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
J:T GON GEN EXPELLED!
Wait, then who will protect us from the bad things that go bump in the day?
nin:You can wait until after class like the rest of us, ms. turtle
The school system will make sure of that, I assure you mr. Wind
T:I believe my associate here begs to differ.
She's a dean.
And she has NO problem with my excursions to save the world, which need I remind YOU, help you keep your job here, and not be forced to work for Shadowloo OR the organization!
GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
nin:Well
I never in all my years of teaching
However your little fantasy vacations will need to take place after my period, do I make myself clear?
T:...BUT YOU'RE A DUDE!
Turt:HEY TEACHER, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY? WILL WE HAVE TO TURN ANYTHING IN? ARE WE TAKING NOTES? IS THIS FOR A GRADE? WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY? IS T GONNA GET IN TROUBLE? CAN I WATCH? WHY CAN'T I GO TO THE BATHROOM? CAN I GO TO MY LOCKER THEN? THE WATER FOUNTAIN? AM I ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS? CAN I STILL TURN IN THIS ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST WEEK? WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A BAD GRADE IN HERE? CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW? WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS CLASS? IS IT TIME TO LEAVE YET? WHAT TIME IS IT?
J: OH SNAP! PROFESSOR OMEGA GON GET IT NOW!
This is too good!
nin:this kind of vulgar behavior will NOT be tolerated, Mr. Hero.
Ah, here's the Principal now, will you turn your behavior around or go with her? it's your choice, Mr. Hero.
cat:*walks in late* Hay GUAIZ wuts goin on ovr here?
T biggrin ude, that's the dean's twin.
And she's on my side as well.
Sisters, eh? What can ya do?
(This guy WANTS to lose his job... I need a diversion quick!)
*Sets down music box playing Bomberman music*
nin:Turn that ridiculous music of yours off! It's a menace to society.
and you, Mr. Nightblade, I suppose your only excuse for tardeness is "PAUHAMMER" correct?
T: Oh, looks like we have some comedians in the room!
Well! When the Organization comes to get the lot of you, don't come crying to me!
If I sit in this damned room, and they bust in with their FLunkies and exploding cupcakes, I BAIL.
I'm flying off, and I'm NOT looking back.
Turtle:
HEY! HEY, TEACHER! WHEN DO WE LEAVE THIS CLASS?
nin biggrin on't worry about that, you, ms. Turtle, will be staying after it.
Turtle: D:
WHY? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. THIS CLASS SUCKS.
J:
TEACHER, TURTLE KEEPS STARING AT ME. SHE WANTS TO KILL ME...
reg:but you're invisible!
Turtle: THAT'S NOT TRUE. I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU TASTE LIKE...
nin:One day girls won't seem so scary, Mr. Wind. But let's save that discussion for another day.
Stop Preaching anarchy to the class, Mr. Hero. I have enough to deal with as it is
cat:
yea... the "Pau Hammer" air cooler exchange thing fell out of my window and onto my car... so I had to walk here... my apologies...
J:But They has teh COOTIES!!!
Are we gonna talk about the birds and the sex? Or was It the Sex and the bees?
nin:Children, Children! Mr. wind is our exchange student! he's... albino
J: &:L IM NOT ALBINO! Im Visibly IMPAIRED!
turt:Oooh, teacher's gonna get suuueeedd!
nin:Terribly sorry Mr. Wind, but that is what it says in your 504 plan
T:Anarchy?
LISTEN TO REASON!
I am out there busting my arse to protect stiffs like you.
You want to try? You'll see how hard it is!
To get knocked around by club weilding imp-men!
To have your rumpus fried by one eyed... THINGS!
To be chased and run after by minion after crazed minions!
And I ain't talking about Yin's Minions, they mess up already without my interference.
I am kindly telling you, that I am needed.
The WORLD chants my name as I fight on!
*huff... puff*
Anyhoo... the exchage student will record anything I missed.
So EYYYY, sit on it, Teach!
*zooms off to do his duty*
turt biggrin :& YOU'RE MEAN. I DON'T LIKE YOU. *catches on fire* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN ALL THE TIME? YOU'RE A STUPID TEACHER AND I HATE YOU. *about to explode!*
cat:
uhh teacher... you pet fish just hung itself...
nin:THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT *pulls gun*
J: Oh right. Give the work to the FOREIGN GUY. Stupeed Americans.
J:T-Teacher????
turt biggrin :&
*KERSPLODE*
nin:I- I'LL DO IT!
*cocks gun*
J:WAIT!
Before you think about it... I made stool... And turtle Kersploded near the class lunch box bin. So I has no lunch. So...yeah.
T:Mmm, I guess this'd be a bad time to say I suspected the children and teachers were Organization members and I laced the free pudding with...
Choco-Lax, the Chocolate-flavored Laxative!
I saw EVERYONE eat it...
zeph:The pudding looked nasty. I gave you my portion.
ton:Nor me. I'm the quiet kid in the corner.
nin:Oh shi- *drops gun* I gotta go for a moment children. no one leave your desks, no matter how messy things get *leaves*
turt:
Oh. Hey, guys. The lunches are on fire. I feel better now.
Also, haha, your silly human laxative doesn't work on-
...
Uh oh. *ESCAPE TO BATHROOM!*
J:What did he mean by th-*rumble*
Uh oh... I gots a rumbly in mah tumbly...
T:You thought I ate it? I gave mine to the school mascot, Lemmy the Leopard
I eat Skittles.
nin:Those we mine! they were laced with crac- nevermind
ton:L-Lemmy's not gonna make it?
*Child Sob*
reg:I swapped your skittles for laxative pills when you weren't looking.
zeph:...I put cyanide in the Skittles to give to the class bully...
J:Lemmy was a b*****d.
nin:no one eat the crack-lax-cyanide pills please
J:
* Mouth full of skittles*
HUH? WAT U SAY?
zeph:OH SHI-
ton:OH SHI-
T:Fools, all of you.
I keep my things in places so secret, not even that sand monkey Gaara can find them!
That and I have A.N.A.L.Y.Z.E.R. scan everything before I confirm my actions with them.
Now, Just to be sure, I hope none of you went to the bathrooms recently...
I... kinda screwed up the plumbing...
Let's just say...
SURF'S UP.
cat:uhh... this cannot be good..
ton:you replaced the toilets with those things in Europe that shoot water upward?
cat:soo... teacher... shouldn't you be sayyy helping him?
J: Oh hey guys. Im fine.
* twitch**twitch*
Wh----- WOAH.
EVERYTHINGS AWESOME!!!!!!
KER- SPLOOOODEEEEEEEE!!!!
*feces*
nin:*room begins to fill with water* now now cattra, the laxatives will probably save him from the poison.
T:*sees water*
Now that I think about it... I might've used something a bit stronger...
nin: D:&
*water up to knees*
J:
Ugh I have such a migrane...
Wha appened???
zeph:Great job breaking it, hero.
nin:Crack-lax does that to you
zeph:Umm... let's just say that you don't want to talk to Omega about it. At all. In fact, it's probably better if you stay away from him from now on.
nin:I'm the teacher It's T that got us into this mess!
J: Hmm... The Cyanide seems to have failed...
&_&
&_&
Im still alive!
nin:*room starts flooding faster* ...Great
T:YOU wouldn't let me do my heroic duty! And now I wasted an extra life!
I'm outta here!
Oh and I wouldn't open that heavily wired door if i were any of you...
I saw all your Organization badges... I KNEW IT!
Zeph:Tell the girl in the corner to stop crying. She's making this worse.
J:But its so pretty...
cat:*slaps J* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! D&
T is calling th... your right.. it is pretty... I dare you to poke it...
ton:WHA-?
nin:screw that! *opens* *giant seaking come out*
fish: *comes back in* holy crap!
nin: the classroom is filling with water ,J is on crack, everyone is on laxatives and a giant seaking just burst in
