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You: Hey
Stranger: show me ur sexy pic's
You: K
You: I would
You: But there's no picture sending option on this
You: So
You: Yeah
Stranger: upload somewhere
You: K, hang on
Stranger: ok i'm wait
Stranger: waiting
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI (Rickroll)
You: A sexy video I uploaded earlier
Stranger: no i want ur pic's
You: Huh, that should be the pics
You: Hang on...
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4qicK39ISc (Rickroll)
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Stranger: yo
You: hey babyx
Stranger: im a guy my friend
You: im a dirty slut x
You: oh i get it
You: ur gay
You: fine babay
You: watever floats ur boat
Stranger: no ur not, ur definitly a guy haha
You: what makes you think that babe?????
Stranger: where u from
You: calafornia
You: where you from babe?
Stranger: u didnt even spell it right, im from nyc
Stranger: how old r u
You: i cant be bothered with speling
You: i just wanna suck ur tasty d**k
You: im 18 babe
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I saw the weirdest band in my life saterday.

Guuuuuys

I'm boooored.

._.

Dude, Saturday?

Anyway... Who?

@J: What's wrong with saterday?

Anyway, i went to this concert and there was this band playing called Lustmoord(which is translated "Murder of lust").
They claimed to be Perverted Black Metal and man.. it was.
They were with 5, but only 3 played instruments. They were all naked, only wearing balaclavas. The other 2 were burning eachother with hot irons and threatened to burn someone in the audience.
In the background they were showing obscene porn scenes on a beamer.
It was ******** crazy.
Just check out their Logo.
They were selling black shirts with their logo in pink as well.

Oh, their music sucked by the way.

Stranger: hi
You: Dead kittens
Stranger: i eat them for dinner
You: so do i
You: along with dead babies
Stranger: yea as a side tho
You: and for the main course we got virgin meat with a dab of goat cheese.
You: mmmmmmmm....
Stranger: soubd so good
Stranger: *sounds
You: Hard day at work though....had to break up Hitler and Sadam Hussein again. They just won't play nice.
Stranger: they bitches
Stranger: ******** them
You: Then I got Ouija board duties at 6pm. Fun
Stranger: me too
You: Those damn girls just won't shut the ******** up
Stranger: just some they the meat and they will
You: I'll just rape 'em instead
Stranger: na
Stranger: no good
You: yeah, they wouldn't be ripe enough. Good call.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i just whioed it out once abd she eat it up
Stranger: *whiped
Stranger: *and
You: Femminist movements my a**.
Stranger: i love p***y
You: yeah, cats are fun to eat.
You: Especially the plump ones/.
Stranger: i like them skinny
Stranger: and cute
You: Cute is overrated and skinny ones don't got enough fat.
You: Too bony as well
Stranger: well thats what im in to
You: ahright, tha' cool.
You: Respekt, man.
Stranger: kool
You: well, cya. I gotta go break up Hitler and Saddam again. They always argue about who's more evil.
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I just love when my MSN goes "DERP HOW DO I". >:c