Gundam: Anathema's Followers (Accepting Profiles)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"We finally have a chance to get the Gray Baron to stop harassing me, and all you care about is a God damn nickel!?"  

[Zahzi]

"You REALLY think he's going to follow through with that!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Gil, please." Lady scoffed, looking directly at him.

"The Gray Baron is senile and insane, yes. But dishonorable he is not. He always owns up to his word."  

[Zahzi]

"Did he SAY he would do it?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"He was more or less shocked that it wasn't your demands."  

[Zahzi]

"Meaning he was expecting it, and more than likely was going to turn it down.
WHERE'S MY NICKEL!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Demi then smacked Gil in the back of his head.

"We'll take THAT offer."

"Of course." Lady nodded, before running back to the Gray Baron.  

[Zahzi]

...Who had now turned off the TV and turned the chair back around.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Okay... We have a new offer." Lady sighed.

"YOU LEAVE THE GOD DAMN FAMILY ALONE."  

[Zahzi]

Gray just held his arms up, crossing them at the forearms, making an X.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Sir?" Lady asked, confused.  

[Zahzi]

"No dice."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But why!?"  

[Zahzi]

"Because it's too amusing...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"That's what TV is for, sir!"