Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[fcukypedia]

Cause he cheated on meh. l:B  

[Toxic Pepper]

Because she cheated on me for him! whee

 

[urAq7]

because he never taught me how to fly.  

[vampireangel2323]

because she can't fly  

[ASIAND0LL]

Because I found out that she was a girl D;  

[Moon_Spider95]

She didn't like I was a girl!  

[44hrygydi]

She zapped me with her staff.  

[ClosedAcc450]

I started seeing gum under the tables and it was just nasty....  

[Dimentio the Enigma]

Cause her dragon kept attacking me. For we are mortal enemies  

[Moon_Spider95]

His armor made it really hard to cuddle.  

[Dyl-PickIes]

She beats me with that staff  

[44hrygydi]

He acted too much like Cid from FF7 and I never liked that Cid. He treated me the same way he treated his assistant.  

[Dyl-PickIes]

She'd never share her gumballs  

[44hrygydi]

No one can have my gumballs. mad  

[urAq7]

well you see.....she wouldn't share her bum balls. so i stole them all and shoved them in my mouth. then she proceeded to beating me with the machine.