Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[King of Paradise]

Of course I knew you meant W.S. But come on, you have to live in the now. I don't care if back in the MK days he was just P.A. Today, he is P.W.S. mother ********' A. ha ha.

Granted, but then the problems are so bad that you can't even reach the end of the game, so it fails horribly, and Resident Evil finishes on a sad, sloppy note and Capcom loses credibility and lots of money. And you get AIDS, cause I don't know if that was too corrupted for you.

I wish Resident Evil 6 was set in outer space.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I gotta say, the AIDS is the only bad thing about that...

Granted. But then the series gets ruined, because, lest you forget, Dino Crisis 3 was set in Outer Space.

I wish Jason Statham was in the next RE movie.  

[King of Paradise]

Granted, but it does so well with him in it, that they decide to make a franchise just off of his character...I'm sorry, but I can't corrupt this. It's just so ******** awesome of a wish. Jason is the Sly of this generation, and I love him for it. How about, during the shoot, he...Dies? Noooooo!

I wish Rambo and Frank teamed up to kick some Zombie a** is Resident Evil 7! Wooh!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but the new Tyrant played by Hulk Hogan kills them both.

I wish REmake had a Mercenaries mode.  

[Canas Renvall]

Granted, but Leon has to infect it with his existence to appease the new fans. Have fun QTE-knifing all over the Yawn.

I wish Leon would just cut his damn hair already! D:  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Canas Renvall

Granted, but Leon has to infect it with his existence to appease the new fans. Have fun QTE-knifing all over the Yawn.

I wish Leon would just cut his damn hair already! D:

Granted, he shaves his head, but also gets an ear ring and proclaims himself Mister Clean!

I wish Revolver Ocelot came into work for Umbrella, that way all the crazy schemes he concocts always have convoluted fail-safes that lead into other crazy schemes seamlessly.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Vinessa_Valentine

Canas Renvall

Granted, but Leon has to infect it with his existence to appease the new fans. Have fun QTE-knifing all over the Yawn.

I wish Leon would just cut his damn hair already! D:

Granted, he shaves his head, but also gets an ear ring and proclaims himself Mister Clean!

I wish Revolver Ocelot came into work for Umbrella, that way all the crazy schemes he concocts always have convoluted fail-safes that lead into other crazy schemes seamlessly.

Granted, but it becomes so crazy and convoluted, that even Wesker has no idea what the ******** is happening.

I wish someone else would make my wish.  

[NotteRequiem]

Granted, but it gets trumped by this:


I wish that Wesker didn't look so... oily... in the promo pictures...  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

NotteRequiem

Granted, but it gets trumped by this:


I wish that Wesker didn't look so... oily... in the promo pictures...

Granted. Instead, he looks greasy.

I wish I had my own restaurant named 'Jill's Sandwhiches'  

[MadamTarantula]

Granted, but it gets shut down after health violations.

I wish there was an infinite taser in REmake.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

AngelaAshford

Granted, but it gets shut down after health violations.

I wish there was an infinite taser in REmake.

Granted, but only the enemies have it.

I wish Chris got a sub machine gun in the mansion. I mean, Jill got a grenade launcher for christ's sake...  

[King of Paradise]

Granted, but there are no bullets for it anywhere in the entire game, until you get onto the escape helicopter, which has your first clip for the gun on it.

I wish Nemesis and Mr. X ran into each other during the events of 2/3 and decided to do battle.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Stranger to Paradise

Granted, but there are no bullets for it anywhere in the entire game, until you get onto the escape helicopter, which has your first clip for the gun on it.

I wish Nemesis and Mr. X ran into each other during the events of 2/3 and decided to do battle.

Granted, but Nemesis Face Rapes Mr.X. Then Molests him.

I wish someone else would make a wish. I don't have any wishes at this time. o.o  

[Belbecat]

Granted, but wait no I lied and now I ruin this game by not making a wish.

...I wish I was joking.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Granted, but the sad reality is you aren't, so you have to deal with it!

I wish there were more mutations and B.O.W.s from the original half of the RE series, before Las Plagas and Majini and all that bullshit.