Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Civilight Eterna]

Biohazard EXTREME

Chris pushes the lever and a pile of beams falls on Wesker's head.
Wesker gets up looking at Chris, having double vision.
Wesker: Whoa... I'm seeing STARS...

rofl That's GREAT! Genius LMFAO.

And because the RE people in the REmake NEVER stick together...........


Wesker: Alright people, we're going to stay together for our own safety, rather than split up and possibly die.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Barry: What's that sound... Could be a person... Jill... I'm gonna go ahead and check it out, you stay here where it's actually safe...

Actually I can see this Mortal Kombat situation like, Jill, Chris and Barry are standing there, and they see Nemesis' shadow as it roars and passes by.

Barry: Jill... You go ahead... Find out what that was... Chris and I will wait right here...
Jill: What??  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Leon: Ada, Wait!
Ada: What!? What is it!? What do you ******** want!?
Leon: Can you help me move this truck?
Ada: MOVE IT YOUR GOD DAMN SELF!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ada: I heard that he's locked up in the cell block, only there's a wrecked car barring the entrance... If we work together we can move this thing... Give me a hand here will you?
Leon: And dirty my beautiful hands!? No way!  

[JeffesinFerre]

"This is what people keep dying for?!" *Studies the G-Virus sample in disgust*

"Well lets see what the big deal was..." *injects himself in the neck*

********!!! What a rush!!! *Hallucinates*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Six year later...

Merchant opens his coat, "Hey there, stranga! You wanna buy a hit of G? It's the good stuff!"

Leon: "No I... I can't... I'm clean now! I've been off that stuff for six months! My mutations just went away! I can't."

Merchant: "But you want it. You know you do..."

Leon: "How much you got!?"  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

After buying G from the merchant...

Leon: No wonder Krauser hasn't quit useing this!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

More delicious yo Momma-ness. This one is Jim V.S. Kevin.

Kevin: Jim!!
Jim: YO MOMMA!!
Kevin: What!?
Jim: Yo Momma's so ugly that Yoko said 'DAMN!!'
Kevin: ******** you!
Jim: Your momma's so freakin' dumb, she hugged a zombie!
Kevin: Oh yeah, well Yo Momma was at my house last night! She left her handgun, you mind tellin' her to put it back in her inventory slot?
Jim: *Crying*  

[Aunshi360]

Jill yay i ive finally made it out of that hell hole racoon city lrts go back in and dance with our zombie and umbrella chums  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Jim: I love my life!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

David: Let's talk about my dark and mysterious past.
Kevin: I HATE THE ******** S.T.A.R.S.
Cindy: Will deserved what he got.
Yoko: I remember everything perfectly.
Jim: I am he of which is a sophisticate.
George: I AM UBER1337
Alyssa: Dammit, someone open this lock!
Mark: Bob should of killed himself sooner.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yoko: "My name.... Is Yoko... And I remember... Everything!" *stabs him with a pen*  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Yoko: Who... the ********... are you!?  

[JeffesinFerre]

W. Birkin: "Finally...after hours of preparation...I've achieved perfection.....No one will take you away from me.....No one...."

*Hunk and Tofu walk in as Birkin pulls a pizza from the oven*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Hunk and Tofu bust into the RPD. A large horde of zombies goes after Tofu.
Zombies moaning: He-e-ealth Foo-ood!