Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a spell to teleport you out of your armour, so I can run off with it and sell it on the black market armour supply.  

[Moonracer]

*Blasts you with a super winter chill and then walks up and takes your nitemare headband puts it on giggles then walks off leaving the Dude-cicle behind.* *snickers*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Melts you with a giant heat blast, and walks off wearing your top hat.  

[Moonracer]

*Slides my gift under your feet making you trip. Once you fall I run up snag back my gift and then snag your glasses and run off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I grow wings so I can glide through the air and snatch the flower right out of your hair.  

[Moonracer]

*Blinds you by the whiteness and swipes your pitchfork and vanishes in the radiant white.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Turns into a snow leopard, sneeks up behind you, and takes off with your halo.  

[Moonracer]

*Floats down takes your shades then forms up cloud and floats back up into the heavens.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a magical vaccuum to suck up all your blue mist, and runs off with it.  

[Moonracer]

*Uses liquid Nitrogen and freezes your fire wings then snaps them off and floats off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Freezes your entire forest in a giant ice glacier and then cuts out your tree and skiis off with it.  

[Moonracer]

*Sends in the next ice age then comes in and chips out your dragon and heads off with it to defrost it slowly.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*Burns everything to cinders and walks off with a pot-o-cinders*  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up distracts you with a sexy anime chick then makes off with your shades.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Distracts you with a picture of sephiroth VINCENT naked and takes off with everything you have.