Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Zahzi]

Granted, but I won't tell you.

I wish to buy a vowel!  

[Sielent]

Granted. Here's a y.

I wish to be told a wish I could grant.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. You'll see later.

I wish for French Toast.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But its burnt to a crisp.

I wish this cold weather would last...  

[Sielent]

Granted. But someone kills you for wishing that this cold weather would last...

I wish for medication that didn't make me feel loopy.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. Your new medication accidentally caused a heart attack.

I wish everything I need done was done.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. NOW THERE'S MORE s**t!!

I wish my dad turned off the heater...  

[Sielent]

Granted. Your dad get a large electrical shock from the heater, sending him to the hospital and killing your heater completely.

I wish my sister wasn't so stupid.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. Now she' a genius but refuses to talk to any of your family as she's concerned you'll give her a bad image amongst the genius world.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. MORE WORK!!

I wish the ringing in this house would leave...  

[Sielent]

Granted. Your house is gone.

I wish I could find some document protectors.  

[madametrixie]

Granted. They protect them so well that you can't get in.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.  

[Zahzi]

Granted, buuuut I don't feel like saying what I did.

I wish for cheese!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. Mice steal it and harvest your organs for a mouse ritual.

I wish I could go to the bathroom. gonk  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but a gator comes and devours you!

I wish for popcorn.