Corrupt a Wish 8D

[llirbwerdnadivad]

Granted, but your stomach explodes from the strain and gastric juice slowly eats away at your insides, leading you to have a slow and painful death.

I wish for the ability to travel between worlds!  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but you die on your first trip due to lack of oxygen.

I wish nothing could ruin my life. (CORRUPT THAT!)  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but you become nothing so your life is now ruined.

I wish I had perfect teeth that could never be ruined  

[legendary thiefLawli]

ZenWolf65

Granted, but you become nothing so your life is now ruined.

I wish I had perfect teeth that could never be ruined

Wouldn't that go against the idea of nothing being capable of ruining it XD  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

yeah, but there are ways of ruining it xd i meant ruined through cavities/root canals/decay  

[legendary thiefLawli]

ZenWolf65

yeah, but there are ways of ruining it xd i meant ruined through cavities/root canals/decay

Meh.

Granted, but you lose your entire family in a massive explosion which was in no way related to me planting a potato in the back of their exhaust pipe!  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

u forgot a wish

granted (i read ur mind!) but you get arrested for it and become the prison's new toy.

I wish I had a huge load of cash in my bank account  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it turns out to have been embezzled from the US governments, and you are soon stripped of your stolen funds and arrested by the FBI.  

[X02WyvernLord]

I wish a Wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

How in the heck do you corrupt something like that?
... Hmmm... I don't know... Other then that makes me think that Chuck Norris is now Wood chuck puke...

I wish ZenWolf's sig didn't scare me a little and made more sense...  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but now the woman is shooting bananas back at the bananaman!

I wish I had Bananaman's powers  

[legendary thiefLawli]

Granted, but the writer of the Beano sues you for them.

I wish I was the writer of the Beano.  

[mysticaldragonmastergurl]

Granted but the Series (or whatever) gets canceled before you can actually do anything with it and you go broke trying to get it picked up by someone else.

I wish i didn't have to write so much for one of my RPs.  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

granted, but no one will join you and you're all alone in you RP

I wish people would consider joining my guild, The Crazy Mind.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but the all go crazy.

I wish it was May 17th so I could stop having so much homework.