THIS IS MY ******** HOUSE.

[KeJoRo]

Yeah, he doesn't work from Thursday to Sunday though, so you might need to wait until Monday.  

[Taigamma]

But I have school on mondays.

I could always just schedule an appointment today with promise of a Thanksgiving/Christmas bonus.  

[KeJoRo]

That might work. Therapists are always happy to earn some extra money.  

[Taigamma]

Appointment made. I'll be seeing him in twenty minutes.  

[KeJoRo]

Great!

So, let me know how it went when you get back.  

[Darth Rush]

How sad to see a therapist. I had a personal shrink before. He was helping me with clinical depression. I stabed him in the eye then stole his computer. Now I'm happy and no longer depressed. horay!!!! (said with sarcasm)  

[KeJoRo]

See! Therapy does work! I bet that therapist needs a therapist, but let's not go there because a continuous cycle of Capitalism upsets me.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

All I wanna do is *Gang Sounds* and a *Other Suspicious Sounds* and take your money  

[KeJoRo]

You can't steal from a Doompony!

...

They have no wallets.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

I just noticed that the title is a sexual innuendo.
I'm starting to like this house  

[KeJoRo]

Actually...you're right xd

I've never noticed that before xd  

[Best Fapper Alive]

And I suddenly don't want to touch her furniture anymore  

[KeJoRo]

Hmm...

Quick, everyone into the hot tub!  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Isn't that worse? I mean all those specimens  

[KeJoRo]

Hmm...

Quick, everyone onto the roof!