AAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSHHHIIIIIIIIP

[Taigamma]

*has gained some awesome powers from radioactive beer*

Wooh...I can warp reality.

*sees more beer than possibly consumable*  

[Equinoxious]

I can turn beer into wine!  

[KeJoRo]

I can turn everything into beer!

*Turns light bulb into beer*  

[Taigamma]

Wine? NEH! That is the drink of the Gods alone. We demigods have no right to it. That is why we drink only beer and mead!  

[KeJoRo]

And lightbulb beer!

*Starts bottling the weird, glowing, alcoholic liquid formed after turning the lightbulb into beer*  

[Taigamma]

We're going to drown our sorrows in the happy elixirs of merry.  

[Darth Rush]

I've got some yeager. lots and lots of yeager. and captain morgan.


TIME TO CELEBRATE AND GET WASTED!!!!!!  

[KeJoRo]

*Drinks, drinks some more and be's merry. While drinking*  

[An Illusionary Innocence]

I can turn stuff into ice!
||turns all the bear, wine and pretty much everything into ice||
Drugs for all...

 

[KeJoRo]

I'd much rather have beer.

*Turns the drugs into beer*  

[Taigamma]

I sense a Darth nearby...it can't be. *Star Wars music*

DARTH YEAGER!  

[So Zetta SIow]

ARE YOU ALL MAD!!! LIBS your supposed to drink the ones with the monkey droppings in them! Any other one is illegal! wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance

-calls 911 and the Swat, FBI, Police, Marines, U.S. Army, Airforce, Navy Seals, and any other defense force come and shoot at everyone but Runner. D:  

[Taigamma]

*bullets don't harm me*

Hmm...calling the cops on demigods? Not a good choice. *destroys half of the law enforcers in a blaze of hellfire*  

[So Zetta SIow]

*Chuck Norris comes and ends this fight* :O Walker Texas RAAAAANGER!! OH F- *dies*  

[KeJoRo]

*Summons zombie Bruce Lee to counter Chuck Norris*