Why did the avi above you go to prison?

[The God Filicide]

For trying to play Freeze Tag in gym class, with a live grenade.  

[eisfjldfkjsdfdl]

For not paying extra taxes on their exotic pet.

 

[Call Me Nefret]

Drugging girls at parties via soda  

[Aquamere]

stealing peoples clothes directly from the people wearing the clothes  

[FlightlessFae]

*sniff* For burning down my house with her toe....  

[Aquamere]

for killing exotic animal  

[FlightlessFae]

For eating my gym shorts  

[Aquamere]

killed my monkey crying  

[FlightlessFae]

Forming a black hole in my heart  

[trogdor73]

FOR SETTING FIRE TO THE SUN!... and succeeding.  

[Deel-Dough]

For stealing the Grim Reaper's scythe.  

[timberwxlf]

my sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter,
i'm cutting, trying to picture your black, broken heart.

failing to register as a sex offender. XD

...love is not like anything,
especially a ******** knife.

 

[Delightfully Evil LordM]

For being the person above me  

[Aquamere]

for destroying my house  

[Deel-Dough]

mynameisamoshpit

stare Why you so mean?

For flooding the city agian.