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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:00 pm
Puck: So the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.
Dris: Great, and while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.
Puck: I'm sorry...you're saying 'ring bearER', right?
Dris:
Puck: Okay, look into my eyes and say 'I promise I'm not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
source : how i met your mother
characters involved : Driskol Abrams, Puck Giese-Dunbar
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Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:53 pm
Gid: My heart says yes but my mum says no.
source : tumblr
characters involved : gideon edgeworth
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:54 pm
Lil: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible.
source : tumblr
characters involved : lillian cody
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:57 pm
*Will, throwing pebbles at Dagrun’s window*
Dagrun: You have a phone for a reason, dumbass!
*loud thump against the window*
Dagrun, furious: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE WINDOW???
source : tumblr
characters involved : Wilson Hawthorne, Dagrun Eide
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:01 pm
Eve: My brain is like an Internet browser.
Lillith: Explain.
Eve: Fifteen tabs are open, seven of them are frozen, and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Eve Whitethorne, Lillith Whitethorne
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:07 pm
Brennie: Well, I guess we have to do icebreakers. I’m Brennie, and I fear bears. Why do I fear bears? Because bears can run at thirty miles per hour and the Zoo is thirty miles away. That means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would a bear be here? Because they can smell fear and I fear them.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Brendan Findlay-Abrams
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:10 pm
Chrys: You up for a little reconnaissance?
Dris: You mean where we all sculpt and paint stuff?
Chrys: No…that was the Renaissance.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Chrysanthemum Meadows, Driskol Abrams
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:47 pm
Sasha: Hey, babe-
Dylan: *sitting in front of the TV, crying softly*
Sasha: Oh. Did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life?
Dylan: *nodding and crying*
source: tumblr
characters involved: Sasha "Harbinger" Dobrev, Dylan Hayes
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:07 pm
Elliott: *pulls out a knife*
Jesse: Oh, no-
Elliott: *uses the knife to open a box*
Jesse: Oh, okay.
Elliott: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Jesse: OH NO!
source: tumblr
characters involved: Elliott Holt, Jesse Calvert
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Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:25 pm
Awstin: I'm a wanted man.
Celeste: That's impossible. You weren't even a wanted child.
source : tumblr
characters involved : awstin tittensor, celeste kinsley
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:52 pm
Ada: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life!
Cam: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Damien: Oh, lovely, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Rick: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Dom: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Michelle: Mental stability, my old friend!
Ada: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
source : tumblr
characters involved : Adalaide Whitethorne, Cameron Rowley, Damien Edgeworth, Richard Drage, Dominic McHalen, Michelle Catlin
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:47 pm
Lil: I've yada yada'd sex.
Dris: Really?
Lil: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Puck: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
Lil: No, I mentioned the bisque.
characters involved: Lillian Cody-Blake, Magdelena "Puck" Giese-Dunbar, Driskol Abrams
source: Seinfeld
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Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:58 pm
Kendall: I need you to swear-
Lee: ********:
Kendall: Swear as in promise...
characters involved: Kendall Saunders, Leiland Holt
source: tumblr
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Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:30 pm
Harbinger: I relate to the phrase 'chilling like a villain' because it shows I'm calm but ready to sin.
source : tumblr
characters involved : harbinger
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:33 pm
Celeste: Does something ever happen to you and you're like 'this is it. this is how I become a supervillain.'?
source : tumblr
characters involved : celeste kinsley
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