Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[t0shi0]

Granted, but it's made out of water so you got your favourite skirt, which grows 10 times bigger when in contact with water, wet.
I wish I had a pet chicken.  

[wiim]

Granted. Then 2 days later you get invited by your neighbours to a chicken feast!!


I wish I could have gotten the Sony Ericsson s710a instead. xd (it's a cellular phone)  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Wish granted but there's a lot of problems with the phone that makes you mad.

I wish I could have a compliment from you!  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted, I tell you how lovely you look and then I tell you to go die. 3nodding

I wish for um.. -Thinks- xd Yes.. -Bush's wish- I wish for WMD (Weapons of mass destruction)!  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you realise you made a typo (because you had Bush's IQ) and actually typed "Weapons of Mass DistrAction" and end up with a truckload of inflatable chickens.

I wish for my dream avatar 3nodding  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted! Then your account gets banned by gaia permanently for cheating.
I wish for the world to be made of candy!
 

[t0shi0]

Granted, the ants are delighted, they grew larger in size, formed armies and took over the world!
I wish the guy that fixes my chainsaws didn't take too long to fix them.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted. But the moment he fixes them, they break down again.(and everytime he tries to fix them, they keep breaking)

I wish I wasn't sick  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. You are perfectly healthy but all other members of your family becomes sick.

I wish for your love! xd  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but after you have my love, you realize who your true love is and you lose himlove for all of eternity.
I wish for a sequel to magical knights rayearth.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then it's so terrible that you die of.. terribleness..

I wish for the world to sing in perfect harmony xd  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then the resulting discord is so cacophonic and terrible that the entire world is cracked in half by a monstrous seismic movement.

I wish I could speak to animals (like doctor dolittle) xp  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the animals don't understand you.

I wish I would stop randomly spending gold and actually quest properly.  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: but just as ur 1gg away from ur first complete quest GAIA ******** UP AND DELETES ALL YOUR GOLD MUWAHAHAHAHAHA twisted  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

You didn''t make a wish..
So...
Okay..
I wish for a VMW!