+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Niphredil Ithilmir

I'd be surprised that Godzilla was a girl..

What if Stephen Fry proposed to you?

Euh... who is he?!

What if you found out that your mom is a lesbian...?  

[Tokioka]

sasa_powa_4eva

Niphredil Ithilmir

I'd be surprised that Godzilla was a girl..

What if Stephen Fry proposed to you?

Euh... who is he?!

What if you found out that your mom is a lesbian...?

@ Niphy: No, Godzilla's a guy alright. He's just gay. xd

And Stephen Fry is this suave, sophisticated character:


He's actually a really smart man. Presents QI along with his goons, Alan Davies & co.

Anyhoo....
If my mum was a lesbian, I wouldn't really care. I'd be worried about if she was gonna stop cooking my meals or ironing my shirts though. whee

What if this 6 year old started making rascist comments about you at the park?  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

*cough*stephenfryishgaybutilovehimanyway*cough*

I would tell him off and then complain to his parents.

What if a 6-year-old threw mud at you in the park?  

[Tokioka]

Stephen Fry's not gay, right? confused

I'd run awayveryquickly. Then tell they're parents if it persisted.

What if this 11 year old told you he/she loved you and wanted to go out with you?  

[wiim]

I would turn the other way and start walking.

What if Westerners never intruded on Asia?  

[Tokioka]

Ummm... Hong Kong would never have been owned by Britain. People from HK would be speaking mandarin? And uh.. Asia would be less westernised - no more coca cola.

What if Pirates existed today? pirate  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

There ARE still pirates today.. xP

But if there were proper swashbuckling pirates I might be tempted to join them..

((Stephen Fry is gay. Really. I googled it.))

What if it started raining out of a perfectly blue sky?  

[Tokioka]

OH MAH GAWWWDD!!! scream

Stephen fry really IS gay! eek -collapses from shock-

Why are all the people I look up to gay!? gonk
First it was Ian Mackellan, now even Fry himself! -faints again-
At least I've still got Vernon... phew!

Anyhoo... I'd run for the nearest shelter. Failing that I'd just run all the way to my house or wherever I was heading.

What if the person you loved turned out to be gay?  

[Zero35]

i would screem
what if u had to move to Toronto  

[Tokioka]

I'd be happy. Maybe. Not really sure what toronto's like.

What if a cat ran into your house?  

[[Pink Lady]]

if its cute i'd probably keep it 4laugh

what if you moved to japan? =]  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

It's gonna be kinda weird... I dunno how to communicate with them at all!

What if a killer is purchasing you?  

[Tokioka]

Purchasing me? MAD!! gonk

I'd price myself up until the killer couldn't afford me and left the shop. xd

What if the next disney film was about a gay dormouse?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Ill go watch it as well as any others! I love Disney film!

What if your idol admits he/she is gay?  

[Tokioka]

I'd react just like I did in one of my previous posts...

OH MAH GAWWWDD!!! scream

[idol name] really IS gay! -collapses from shock-

Why are all the people I look up to gay!? gonk
First it was Ian Mackellan and Stephen Fry, now even [idol name] himself! -faints again-
At least I've still got Vernon... phew!

What if your house burnt down?