::Out-of-Character Forum::

[Rednal]

Neither do I. o wo  

[Zorc James]

"Which one is smaller, mi or cm? Cauze from what I look at it, mi is shorter."  

[Rednal]

You is short, huh? o wo  

[Zorc James]

Well, shorter then i wanna be, at least.  

[Rednal]

Ah, I see.

...

Ha ha! o wo

(Nah, I'm kidding... but it's fun making fun of my cousin for being short!)  

[Zorc James]

So yeah, the joke is that mi and cm both have an m in them, but i is smaller then c, so that mi is, when written, smaller then cm. Logic to madness. 0 m0  

[Rednal]

Madness to logic!

Proof that there is life after death: After death comes the mourning. After the morning comes the night. Just past the Knight is the Bishop. Above the Bishop is the Pope. The pope has serious convictions. After a serious conviction, you get life. Therefore, there is life after death.

 

[Zorc James]

But what if in the conviction, you get death sentenced?  

[Rednal]

It wasn't THAT serious of a conviction. o wo  

[Zorc James]

Ah, alright.

"Can I call you "Chalky"?  

[Rednal]

No.

And now for a very important lesson from everybody's idol, Yidhra-chan.

(Also, this is what the inside of Rednal's head is like on a daily basis)



"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Today I am going to explain reality to you. You see, reality is like a loop. Loop is another word for hoop, like hula hoops, right?... Hula was invented in Hawaii. Hawaii was once part of an Asian country. Japan is in Asia... Japan was nuked... Microwaves also nuke... Microwave... Micro! Micro means very small, like the chances Anonydeath has of getting a date with Noire. Date... A calendar often tells dates. Calendars also often have pictures. Mostly pictures of puppies. Puppies grow up to be dogs. Like hot dogs! The best hot dogs are found in New York. New York has the Yankees. The Yankees fought the Confederates.

The Dukes of Hazzard had a Confederate flag on their car. Hazard... the word has a Z. Z's normally signify sleeping. Sleeping leads to dreams. In some dreams you're flying... flying like a plane. The Wright Brothers flew the first plane. And they were brothers. Like the show Band of Brothers. That series was about a war. And about WWII! WWII had Nazis. And Hitler. Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih, which makes no sense. Sense, like SPIDER SENSE. Spider-Man used spider sense to fight the Green Goblin. Green, green was the color used by Sailor Jupiter in that one cartoon. Jupiter... Jupiter has moons! Like Callisto. Callisto was also a gun in the game Perfect Dark. Dark... Moon... the Dark Side of the Moon! Darkseid is a villain in DC Comics. The opposite of DC is AC, or in other words, Archie comics. Archie is a nickname that could be applied to an Archer. Archer was competing for the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones was also competing for the Holy Grail. Indianapolis is the Capitol of Indiana. Polis is a Greek way of writing saying "police". Reu says to "**** da powice". Another "da pow" is when you "fight da power". However, before you fight da power, you have to row. Like a row boat.

Boats allow you to cross the ocean. The ocean is related to the sea. Sea... or C? Because there's another C in the ocean, and it's a big C, all right. Cthulhu is the biggest C except for the sea of Stars. The stars tend to be on the walk of fame. If you have fame, a lot of people know who you are. If you know things, you have knowledge. Knowledge gives you power. Power, of course, is known to corrupt. Corruption leads to crime. Crime doesn't pay.

Therefore:

Sooner or later, reality will make you go broke."  

[Zorc James]

Why is Yidhra not in Zorc's brain?
IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!  

[Rednal]

Because she's in Rednal's brain. ^^ I got her first.  

[Hibarii chan]

*peeks*  

[Rednal]

Eeeeeek! redface