What would the avatar above you say?

[So Zetta SIow]

*Heather walks in and finds her dad dead*

Heather: "NOO!! crying "

*Looks at Dalcain and Neo*

Heather: "Did you two do this!!?"

Dalcain: "Why yes, yes we did."

Heather: "WHY!!?"

*Pulls out unlimited SMG and buries them in lead, leaving their bloody stains on the rug next to Harry*

Somber: "Yep."

Gresly: "Yep."

Freckles: "Uh huh."

Rose: "Uh huh."

*King of the Hill speed up*  

[Gresley Toombs]

Freckles: "So...Dalcain, Neo, and Harry are dead now."

Gresley: "Yep."

Somber: "Yep."

Rose: *happily nomming cookie* "Mmhmm..."

Gresley: *rifling through Harry's wallet*

Freckles: *zzzzzzzzSNORT-zzzzz*

Somber: *checking fingernails* "...so what do we do now?"  

[Guardioz]

Gresley: Lets get nachos.

Freckles: *wakes up* Did someone say NACHOS?

Somber: *points at Gresley* He did. *walks a few paces back*

Freckles: NAAAACHOOOOOSSS!!!!!

Somber to Gresley: Run.

Gresley: Right.... *runs*

Freckles: *chases Gresley*  

[Gresley Toombs]

Gresley: *still running* "Dammit Somber, I hate you!"

Somber: "Naaaah, you love me."

Freckles: "NAAAACHOOOOOSSS!!!!!"

Rose: *nudges Somber* "Maybe we should do something...?"

Somber: "No, I think he's got this. Let's order a pizza."

Gresley: "Stoppit Freckles! I don't have any! Go get some yourself! Augh!" *trips*

Freckles: *pounces* twisted

Gresley: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!" gonk  

[Guardioz]

Somber: I hear the sound of boiling Nacho Cheese, near where Neo and Dalcain were shot.

Freckles: *runs to where Neo and Dalcain are*

Neo: *faking being dead*

Dalcain: *gets up and tries to run, carrying the boiling pot of Nacho Cheese* NO!!!!! MY NACHO CHEEEEEEEEESEE!!!! NEO! GRAB THE CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!

Neo: *springs up and runs, grabbing all the chips*

Freckles: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dalcain: DAMN YOU, SOMBER!!!!  

[Neotepid]

Somber: *snickers* You can do it Frecky! Show them what for

Dalcain: ******** ******** ******** ********: She's gaining!

Freckles: NACHO!!!!!  

[Guardioz]

(Nice to see you back here, Neo)

Somber: Freckles won't stop.... neutral

Gresley: Nope.

Dalcain: DAMMIT FRECKLES! Stop Chasing me!

Neo: ME TOO! *speeds up, ditching the chips*

Freckles: *scoops up the chips, never slowing*

Somber: Dalcain might want to drop the pot of cheese.

Gresley: Yep.  

[CactiAndCanaries]

Puppet: *innocently drops a bag of marbles*  

[Gresley Toombs]

Puppet: "Oops."

Dalcain: "slips on marbles, dunking head into pot of boiling cheese* "AAAAUUGH!!"

Gresley: "Ooooooooooh...his face is blistering."

Somber: "It'll gives him some character."

Neo: *stops running* "Baaahahahahaha!!" rofl

Freckles: "Naaaaaaaa-CHOS!! *tackles Neo, chips fly everywhere*  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

Neo: "What the hell, Freckles?!" *is covered in chipy goodness*

Gresley: *staring in awe at Dalcain's blistering face*


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Wow guys, you make me look like a nacho cookie fatty freak. Thanks. heart -->

[CactiAndCanaries]

Puppet: *laughs*
Freckles: *eats chip* Hey these are baked! *spits out chip and walks away*
Dalcian: *yells* It burns !!!!  

[Sauce Control]

"Would you like to try this month's new fragrance?"  

[Neotepid]

Sauce Control: Ehm. Needs more sauce. *conjures up Nacho Cheese sauce and dumps it on Dalcain which begins to scald him*

Neo: Oh no! Don't worry buddy, I got you! ninja *takes out a morpher and poses with it* Magical Girl power, activate! *goes through a horribly cheesy and extravagantly long cutscene which shows me turning into a girl* Kawaii powers, go! *bonks Dalcain on the head with a giant nacho and swipes away all the cheese* Hooray! I did it guys! *hops up and down in cheer*

Freckles: Na...cho...

Neo: eek *gulp* sweatdrop Frecky...why are you looking at me like that?

Freckles: NACHO!

Neo: Ah! *runs away as fast as possible with giant cheesy nacho*  

[CactiAndCanaries]

Puppet: No I want the Nacho!
Neo: *slips on nacho cheese* oh.. god.. no!
Freckles: Non-baked Nachoes!  

[So Zetta SIow]

*Meanwhile on the floor, a secretive not-so-dead-dead-Harry plots his plan.*

Harry: (WHISPER)"Hehehehehee . . ."

*Clicks watch and suddenly a large beam of light enters the room, bringing in a sh*t load of aliens who revive him and try to get to the nachos, firing at the others with lots of laser canons and crap, giving Harry the advantage of distracting them while he finds a way to stand up, meanwhile Neo and the others continue the insanity*

Dalcain: "OW FUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Cheese melts him*

*Neo is unconscious on floor with his/her skull busted open after slipping*

Freckles: "FATALITY!"

*Follows trail of cheese to a locked cabinet in the middle of the room, which she easily breaks open with a crowbar and finds a rather-obese Gresley eating away at the nachos*

*Puppet dresses up as Shao Kahn and chants, "FINISH HIM!"*

Gresley: "Wait no! Have mercy! XoX I just ate . . ."

*Stares at bowl*

Gresley: "All of them . . ."

Freckles: " . . . . . . . . . . . ."

Gresley: "._."

Freckles:

*Murders Gresley then slowly calms down*

*Meanwhile the troll sits back and watches the chaos unfold, Harry's hair resembles Izaya at the moment as he screws around with a chessboard*

Harry: "Just as I wanted. These humans are soooo fun. 8D *TROLOLOL*"