Eambar: Off-Topic Thread

[Elainya]

Kama sutra at age 9? Was is the version with pictures? ^,^ A friend and I found the pocket kama sutra in the bookstore once. We were holding it up and rather loudly making comments like, "Nahh, I'd have to be more flexible than I am for that one to work." or turning the book upside down and holding it out for all to see, saying, "It looks better this way..." There was this old lady behind us, and the look on her face was priceless.  

[Khorkalba]

zylaxidia

Oh, you heathens shall never know the true joys and surprises of being in this church. The almighty Earendil bestows wonders beyond imagination.
Can I hear an AMEN?!
HALLELUJAH!
Praise Earendil!

Besides, we have the power of Eru-mommy on our side... ninja

Say that when your church is raised to the ground! Heathens shall reign supreme! twisted  

[SYFFER]

You knwo what? We ARE messed up xp  

[Zurgi]

SYFFER

You knwo what? We ARE messed up xp

But it's fun!  

[SYFFER]

Falathrim

As I have said, it is the your loss, not ours.

And you can't attack our Church if you do not know where we are headquartered. Duh.

Wrong again Fala! I shall find you with this funny looking stone I found on the ground. It looks like a glass ball and it's showing me images of Middle Earth. I wonder if this thing gets MTV sweatdrop  

[Khorkalba]

SYFFER

You knwo what? We ARE messed up xp

Very messed up.

...But at least the guild is a bit more active again! (even though it still has little to do with Tolkien or his work). rolleyes  

[Melian]

Zurgi

SYFFER

You knwo what? We ARE messed up xp

But it's fun!

3nodding Very. I'd rather be a messed up heathen than.. one of them.  

[SYFFER]

Elainya

Kama sutra at age 9? Was is the version with pictures? ^,^ A friend and I found the pocket kama sutra in the bookstore once. We were holding it up and rather loudly making comments like, "Nahh, I'd have to be more flexible than I am for that one to work." or turning the book upside down and holding it out for all to see, saying, "It looks better this way..." There was this old lady behind us, and the look on her face was priceless.

Yes yes the pictures sweatdrop Oh the pictures. Kinda explains why I'm so messed up xp  

[SYFFER]

Melian

Zurgi

SYFFER

You knwo what? We ARE messed up xp

But it's fun!

3nodding Very. I'd rather be a messed up heathen than.. one of them.

Them eek No no ANYTHING but that! gonk  

[Falathrim]

A palantir is useless if you know not where to look.

See! The Church brings knowledge. You know nothing without the Saviour.  

[SYFFER]

Falathrim

A palantir is useless if you know not where to look.

See! The Church brings knowledge. You know nothing without the Saviour.

Touche stare Then we shall search Middle Earth far and wide until we have found thee! And then your Church shall come crashing down! domokun  

[Nimbrethil]

A true Church needs no building.  

[Falathrim]

Middle-earth is vast. Can a cult of ten people truly search it to the very ends within that which life allows them?

Nay.

Our Saviour shall protect us, and you shall fall back into the Darkness that awaits you.  

[Melian]

SYFFER

Falathrim

A palantir is useless if you know not where to look.

See! The Church brings knowledge. You know nothing without the Saviour.

Touche stare Then we shall search Middle Earth far and wide until we have found thee! And then your Church shall come crashing down! domokun

We must search beyond Middle-earth, everywhere.

Or we could just find someone who is willing to betray Falathrim for the right price. ninja  

[Khorkalba]

We know where your secret lair is... It's where all secret lairs are! Under a mountain!

Quick heathens! spread out and search the mountains of middle-earth.