Eambar: Off-Topic Thread

[SYFFER]

Falathrim

Middle-earth is vast. Can a cult of ten people truly search it to the very ends within that which life allows them?

Nay.

Our Saviour shall protect us, and you shall fall back into the Darkness that awaits you.

ten people indeed. Yet believe me we posess the influence to draw more to join our cult! We shall have Elves, Men, Dwarves, Dragons, Balrogs, Orcs, and Hobbits! Soon you will not be able to hide from the Heathen Cult! domokun  

[Falathrim]

Nimbrethil

A true Church needs no building.

Nay, it does not. Yet when did I say we had one?

I merely suggested that you could not find our headquarters. Whether we wven have one or not, you shall never know. For you have rejected the Saviour!  

[Melian]

Longbow UK

We know where your secret lair is... It's where all secret lairs are! Under a mountain!

Quick heathens! spread out and search the mountains of middle-earth.

*runs off in the direction of Mount Doom*  

[Zurgi]

Falathrim

Middle-earth is vast. Can a cult of ten people truly search it to the very ends within that which life allows them?

Nay.

Our Saviour shall protect us, and you shall fall back into the Darkness that awaits you.

Of course, the character from Tolkien's works which I have claimed could tell us anything about the land *looks over at Eru* ^__^ twisted  

[Falathrim]

SYFFER

Falathrim

Middle-earth is vast. Can a cult of ten people truly search it to the very ends within that which life allows them?

Nay.

Our Saviour shall protect us, and you shall fall back into the Darkness that awaits you.

ten people indeed. Yet believe me we posess the influence to draw more to join our cult! We shall have Elves, Men, Dwarves, Dragons, Balrogs, Orcs, and Hobbits! Soon you will not be able to hide from the Heathen Cult! domokun

Elves and Balrogs, fighting together?

Madness.

The Elves revere Earendll, the Saviour, as do the Edain. You will find yourself hard pressed not get any to join in a Crusade against us.  

[SYFFER]

I think we should have a leader. Perhaps a Quuen! biggrin

In place of Falathrim we would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morning. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love her and despair.
twisted  

[zylaxidia]

Raised to the ground? Like, it goes upwards in order to fall down? That's interesting, really. Utmostly informative. Must mean that we're in the sky. Castles Churches in the sky!

Nim, well said! The church is in the people!

I had a thought. Fangirls are heathens. THE HORROR!  

[Elainya]

SYFFER

I think we should have a leader. Perhaps a Quuen! biggrin

In place of Falathrim we would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morning. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love her and despair.
twisted

I think I've heard that somewhere before...  

[Melian]

Falathrim

SYFFER

Falathrim

Middle-earth is vast. Can a cult of ten people truly search it to the very ends within that which life allows them?

Nay.

Our Saviour shall protect us, and you shall fall back into the Darkness that awaits you.

ten people indeed. Yet believe me we posess the influence to draw more to join our cult! We shall have Elves, Men, Dwarves, Dragons, Balrogs, Orcs, and Hobbits! Soon you will not be able to hide from the Heathen Cult! domokun

Elves and Balrogs, fighting together?

Madness.

The Elves revere Earendll, the Saviour, as do the Edain. You will find yourself hard pressed not get any to join in a Crusade against us.

And he ******** up again. xd Our strength is not in our numbers! Mwhaha. o_o  

[SYFFER]

Elainya

SYFFER

I think we should have a leader. Perhaps a Quuen! biggrin

In place of Falathrim we would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morning. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love her and despair.
twisted

I think I've heard that somewhere before...

Ofcourse you did 3nodding It's Galadriel's reaction to Frodo offering her the One ring  

[Falathrim]

Right.

While your busy fearing your Queen, well be laughing. Because, you know, you started the cult because you wanted the ability to choose your own actions. Heh.

Fools.  

[SYFFER]

Falathrim

Right.

While your busy fearing your Queen, well be laughing. Because, you know, you started the cult because you wanted the ability to choose your own actions. Heh.

Fools.

One day you shall realize your destiny and join us 3nodding Against the Cult there shall be no victory!  

[Nimbrethil]

Falathrim

Nimbrethil

A true Church needs no building.

Nay, it does not. Yet when did I say we had one?

I merely suggested that you could not find our headquarters. Whether we wven have one or not, you shall never know. For you have rejected the Saviour!

A headquarters that isn't a building or an otherwise destructible place?

...

I haven't rejected the Saviour. Or accepted him, come to think of it. Guess I'll do that. *Is Saved*  

[zylaxidia]

Falathrim

Right.

While your busy fearing your Queen, well be laughing. Because, you know, you started the cult because you wanted the ability to choose your own actions. Heh.

Fools.

Well said, high priest. A cult fearing their high queen, who dominates their wills while they cower in fear. What a delightful thought. stressed  

[Falathrim]

Melian

Falathrim

SYFFER

Falathrim

Middle-earth is vast. Can a cult of ten people truly search it to the very ends within that which life allows them?

Nay.

Our Saviour shall protect us, and you shall fall back into the Darkness that awaits you.

ten people indeed. Yet believe me we posess the influence to draw more to join our cult! We shall have Elves, Men, Dwarves, Dragons, Balrogs, Orcs, and Hobbits! Soon you will not be able to hide from the Heathen Cult! domokun

Elves and Balrogs, fighting together?

Madness.

The Elves revere Earendll, the Saviour, as do the Edain. You will find yourself hard pressed not get any to join in a Crusade against us.

And he ******** up again. xd Our strength is not in our numbers! Mwhaha. o_o

Okay, in all seriousness? What the ******** is up with you people looking for typos? Can you honestly not find anything else to point out, that you have to comb my posts over in an attempt to mock me for something?