What would the avatar above you say?

[Neotepid]

Null: *is hording the little girls in his basement of ice treat horrors*

Neo: Damn you Null, takes out sword and beats him down with it* You pervert! *let's all the girls free, and they flood the streets and sweeps Freckles, Somber, and Gresley off their feet.*

Somber: emotion_awesome Found them!  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

[[Neo, you get more girly every time I look at you...]]

Neo: Bad Null, bad!

Null: *pouts* UnU

Somber: *to the girls* Run free, my children!  

[Neotepid]

(I'm getting better at female avatars. THe avatar before this was cute.)

Freckles: *walks up behind me* Um...Neo, wasn't that curse thing temporary?

Me: Uh...I think there were some recurring side effects or something.

Null: *slips away during the convo*

Me: *realizes he's gone* Damn you! *chases after*

Somber: *in a basement somewhere else* Yes, my children. Serve your master. twisted

Null: *bursts through* DAMN YOU! They're mine! *lunges at Somber with twin dark blades*  

[So Zetta SIow]

*Harry runs around looking at the little girls*

Harry: "Cheryl!? Cheryl!? CHERYL!?"

*Eventually finds Cheryl in the mix and picks her up running away, Aliens appear and zap Null with their insane UFO Lasers before he can attack Somber and then Beams up Harry*

Neotepid: "Does this skirt make my butt look big? emotion_awesome "

Null: "ASDSAFASDSADS"

Freckles: "You b****!"

*Punches Neotepid in the mouth*

Neotepid: "D: Why am I so abused?"

Gresley: "Because you are a porn star. BC"

Somber: "So . . . If you are a man and a woman, do you have a mangina? D:" *IS CONFUSED*  

[Gresley Toombs]

Neo: emotion_eyebrow *checks*

Freckles: "Soooo, are you currently a lesbian? Or are you gay when you're a guy? Or are you bi in both?"

Gresley: "What's a porn star's salary? Does it differ between orientation?"

Null: *snickers*

Gresley: "I'm serious. I'm leaving all options open. I NEED A JOB." cat_crying  

[Neotepid]

Neo: Uh...first of all, I have "doodads" in between my legs, and second, well, it's more of your gender. You see, women get paid more in the industry. When it comes to entertaining the heterosexual masses, you can have guy girl, or girl girl. In which case, the male is not needed to fulfill the scene. Since men pay more to see women than other men, a woman shall get more cash. Sorry. Oh, and in order to qualify, seeing how you're a guy and all is to just be big, have stamina, and raise it in less than 5(preferarably 1) minute without wearing out any of your energy. If you can't do that, then get lost.

Null: *writes all of this down and gives it to Gresley*

Neo: Oh, and I make over 80K a year. Of course, pay then differs on whether you're on a contract or not. Emhem. 3nodding

Freckles: The fuu...

Gres
Neo:So, if you can't control what's in your pants, you're not getting in.

Gresley: Geeze, thanks Neo, I needed the tip.

Neo: No problem. Oh, but guys, seriously... (has gotten this picture for being the only guy in a late night livestream with a bunch of girls)  

[Guardioz]

((you guys really don't know me at all))  

[Neotepid]

The Somber Silence

((you guys really don't know me at all))

(not at all*  

[So Zetta SIow]

The Somber Silence

((you guys really don't know me at all))

This is the internet. lol Of course we don't. But we try. gonk  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

{{that's true Somber, but you guys did get my reaction perfectly... WTF}}  

[Guardioz]

Somber: *conjures up a block of ice and smashes Null completely* biggrin

Neo: Why?

Somber: It's a special type opf Ice. biggrin

Freckles: That doesn't make me feel any better about being this cold. *shivers a little*

Somber: It's special in that no one can lift it without me helping. and It'll never melt! biggrin

Neo: Why?

Somber: It's frozen to absolute zero! biggrin

Freckles: Neo, stop with the Johnny 2x4 Routine. PLEASE

Neo: Why?

Freckles: Somber, if you wouldn't mind...

Somber: *freezes Neo*  

[Neotepid]

Neo: *taps Somber on the shoulder* Why you do that?

Somber: How the heck did you escape?

Neo: *points*

Null: *appears out of a dark portal off to the side and begins waving* mrgreen

Neo: *slinks over to Freckles* You know, if you're cold, we could always share some body heat. I mean, I am hot.

Freckles: emotion_eyebrow

Neo: Nevermind.  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

Freckles: I'd rather be cold...

Neo: Dammit, so close.

Freckles: emotion_bigvein Why don't you just hug yourself? You really seem to like your own body...  

[Neotepid]

Neo: Oh? I'd assume that it's natural to feel comfortable in your own skin. Of course, if I was a little girl who'd get scared everytime she dresses her version of "sexy" in the mirror, I'd want to stay completely covered up too. emotion_eyebrow

Freckles: b***h! *administer's beat down*

Neo: *meets the challenge


Somber: *gets some popcorn and a lawnchair*

Gresley: Catfight.

Somber/Gresley: emotion_brofist  

[Guardioz]

(note, I do not really care about watching two girls duke it out)

Freckles: *does a german Suplex on Neo*

Neo: Ow...... *gets up with a major crick in it's neck*

Somber: Freckles wins.

Gresley: I agree.... That was an excellent suplex, Freckles.

Neo: Uh-buh-i-git!

Gresley/somber: Freckles will kill you if the fight continues...