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How do girls masterbate?
  -Asks dad-
  You take your finger and ya shove it up thar. 8D
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Manphish

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:47 pm
Manamii
      rofl rofl


      Poor kid.

It was hilariously funny!
although the teacher didn't say his name, he asked her if he could have an answer, and then she looked at the card and said "Are you Matt Hart (His name, and he looks like a slug, has no friends, and obviously has problems)" I'm still laughing when I think about it!  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:28 pm
When I was in 7th grade I asked my science teacher what a d***o was. xd  

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Moonlight_Bella
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:45 pm
Oh migawd! rofl

A twelve year old? Sheesh!

Well I was once asked (by my little brother) what a period was. And why it makes girls go nuts.

>.> I told him.
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:50 pm
She lay down on the grass,
Looking up at the sky,
thinking, it’s all she can do.
If she disappeared she would not be missed.
She will be gone just like everyone else.

Getting up from the grass,
she walks on the sand,
looking outward towards the sea.
She walks into the water high up above her knees.

~~~♥~~~♥ Narc Lit ♥~~~♥~~~

I don't know where how or when but someone once asked me what an orgasm is.. xD

~~~♥~~~♥ Narc Lit ♥~~~♥~~~


The waves softly hit her legs.
She looks at the sunset and its yellow-red hues
she walks into the sea, farther and farther,
opening her arms towards the wave.
The water is high up to her hips.
The wave comes towards her.
She looks at the wave with her arms stretched out;
the water starts to rage, the wave hits her body hard.
Then the water calms down. The water recedes,
then darkness falls, and all goes dark.
The sun goes down and the day is done.
 

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maki-chi

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:40 pm
~too busy laughing my head off to answer~  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:54 pm
PuFF has been asked may questions by many kiddos.

"How do you put on a condumn?" Asked one.

And.

"What is up with those male enhancement commertials? What do they enhance? Asked another.

"What kind of positons are there?" Dude, wtf?!

And PuFF gladly anwsers the questions for the confused children.
 

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WhyAreYouStalkingMe

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:47 pm
I never think questions that kids ask are stupid... no, not EVER stupid, no matter what anyone says, but funny, yesh. xDD <3

MOMMY, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

The answer is quite interesting... I'm not surprised they ask. biggrin DD
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:10 pm
I had to repeatly tell different people why me and my friends would laugh when 69 is said or saw. We're a pretty dirty minded people.  

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:21 pm
how do girls masterbate?

and how come every single question in this thread is sexual?
lol, that's awesome  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:40 pm
You know what.. I was never educated about my body in a sexual way, and embarrassingly enough the clitoris was an enigma to me until I met a bf who knew what he was doing down thar, and my masturbation was significantly more delightful after that experience.  

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:41 pm
ChAoS.SpEaR
how do girls masterbate?

and how come every single question in this thread is sexual?
lol, that's awesome


Couple of ways: massaging the clitoris, or insertion in the vag... or a healthy combo of both wink  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:45 pm
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I had to repeatly tell different people why me and my friends would laugh when 69 is said or saw. We're a pretty dirty minded people.

stare  

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:26 pm
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I had to repeatly tell different people why me and my friends would laugh when 69 is said or saw. We're a pretty dirty minded people.

stare


LOL rofl  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:34 pm
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Call me Bag3l.


My seven year old cousin asked what rehab was.
lawl.
 

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:38 pm
Like a month ago, my friend wanted to talk in her basement (parents were home) bout what she sar' on her computer. (She's 15, I'm a few months older than her) She was askin bout a hantai and regular porn video she sar' that her sister had downloaded onto the computer (Go figure rolleyes ) So, she asked me prob'ly bout all sex questions like, "How does a man get hard?" "Does the man have to be hard to have sex?" "What's the white stuff?" And she asked me all these questions like I personally have done it. Maybe 'cause I'm always obsessed bout my old boyfriend..I think she thinks we had done it >.>

There were other questions but I dun remember them xP

She acts like a 9 year old x.x  
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