"Oh, my God!"

[Matataur]

I'm personally in love with "goddammit!". Not too harsh of a curse, but plenty vile enough to let the world know your swearing.

When the situation calls for something a little trickier, I rather like "Sweet zombie Jesus!" Swearing is religious sometimes, but always fun. rofl  

[CaprinaePsi]

I just say "Oh my God!" in a further attempt to send my soul to the rather non-existent hell, because ******** man, if there is only one god, and that one god is as much as an a*****e like the Christian god, then I'm not buying. Satan had the right idea when he mutinied, I mean wouldn't you?

Also, I use it when in a state of non-belief :'D Blasphemy is fun.  

[Xiporah]

I say Oh my god all the time. The first time I heard people saying YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT is when I got into school. I was always like, "Dude. Why not?"

I've said some pretty bad ones without thinking about it, including, 'Jesus ******** god!"

 

[AnonymouZ]

Holy s**t, goddamnit, jesus ******** christ and others... yep, they're fun. But not as fun as the one i've made:

"Jesus ******** christ on a stick!"

Anywho... they may not be religious... but if you happen to say them aloud in front of believing christians then you're gonna get big stares. Maybe a harassing talk from your supervisor that thinks you should stop saying that in front of Lou, cuz he's ******** p***y and can't handle people swearing. But whatever... it's "give it your all *yay* heart " on this concept you all call "peace" ... right? stare

I also DO NOT like it when people say "bless you." Even if it's more habit than anything else, it more than connotates the meaning that you should get well by the power of... divine grace or whatever bullshit, so i always reply: "******** NO!, i'm going straight to the non-existent hell, i don't need no blessings." It takes them a while to get used to it, but they (those around me, and not just my family) don't mind not saying anything when i sneeze. Which makes me happy. And if I'M happy, everyone's happy. whee  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Sometimes a cigar...

I say "Great Odin's Raven!"
or "By the Beard of Zeus!"
or "SACRE BLEU!!!"
or "Gott in Himmel!" (not sure how to spell in German)

...is just a cigar.

 

[Theophrastus]

MERDE!  

[CaprinaePsi]

Theophrastus

MERDE!

Are you trying to say "s**t" in Spanish?  

[Fenky]

I say oh my god, Jesus Christ, and Godammit daily. I never say bless you though. It's a pointless saying that was invented by paranoid idiots.  

[Dathu]

Oh my god, as god is my whitness, I use those goddamn phrases all the time, and I swear to god that I'm a fu-laming atheist! Jesus.  

[Theophrastus]

CaprinaePsi

Theophrastus

MERDE!

Are you trying to say "s**t" in Spanish?

En Francais.  

[reverie0312]

I like "Jesus ******** Christ" as a crude statement of disbelief. I also enjoy shortening it to simply "Jesus ********!", which gets some heads turning. My friends and I say it all of the time, when we wish to place the emphasis on the word ******** instead of Christ, but sometimes I'll use it around a group of people I don't know that well, and they'll be like "What did you just say??"

It's hilarious. Christians make my life more fun. lol  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Sometimes a cigar...

Theophrastus habla frances, pero yo prefiero español.

...is just a cigar.

 

[CaprinaePsi]

Theophrastus

CaprinaePsi

Theophrastus

MERDE!

Are you trying to say "s**t" in Spanish?

En Francais.

Okay, cause I was about to say that you're missing the i and a.

In Spanish it's spelled "mierda." mrgreen  

[Meirelle]

AnonymouZ

Holy s**t, goddamnit, jesus ******** christ and others... yep, they're fun. But not as fun as the one i've made:

"Jesus ******** christ on a stick!"

NO WAY! eek

I say that one too! rofl  

[I Was The Moon]

I use all of those. Well...minus the wierd "Godess" one...

I say "Oh my God" out of habit...and it's funny, because I live in a place that's ALL super religous Mormons, and they gape at me like I'm the devil. HA!

I use other curse words relating to religion, too. Except in school...*sigh* all of the teachers are Mormon, too.

"Bless You" is just manners. It has nothing to do with religion anymore. It doesn't even make any SENSE anymore. It was started back when getting the slightest cold could kill you. When somebody sneezed, there was a chance that they would get deathly ill and die. So, people would say "Bless You" as if saying "I hope you don't die!". Does that apply anymore? No. But it's become simply polite, whether you believe in god or not.