Guitar Hero Vending Machine Game

[KatieNapalm]

You get the first Guitar Hero game.

-inserts black mascara-

- Oni

 

[Dez Nihvet]

You get Pandora's autograph

-Inserts strum bar-  

[Mage The Red]

You get Axel Steel! He even comes with a "Other Other Shirt"!

:: Inserts Gibson SG Controller with broken whammy bar that was fixed ::  

[KatieNapalm]

You get a Gamestop employee who knows absolutely nothing about video games! Says five phrases, including "You want to pre-order Guitar Hero 3? Is it out yet?" (True story. lol)

-inserts a quarter-

- Oni

 

[Dez Nihvet]

You get the START button

-Inserts Axel Steel with the "Other Other Shirt"-  

[KatieNapalm]

You get a beer.

-inserts green hair dye-

- Oni

 

[Dez Nihvet]

((Great,Give alchohol to underages))

You get purple hair dye

-Inserts beer-  

[Mr. Lundy]

you get a smashed Les paul

-inserts Jonny Napalm-  

[Mage The Red]

You get Johnny Napalm's father, Alex Napalm! He absolutes hates rock and roll...  

[KatieNapalm]

Mr. Lundy

-inserts Jonny Napalm-

-steals Johnny Napalm away from whoever got him-

-inserts a ninja-

- Oni

 

[KatieNapalm]

Aruko_Shinobi

((Great,Give alchohol to underages))

((It tastes like hot piss anyway. Not like I go around drinking hot piss or anything though. lol))

- Oni

 

[Mr. Lundy]

-gets the rippers scythe-

-inserts Judy nails-  

[Dez Nihvet]

-You get Pandora-

-Inserts Slash's afro-hair-thingy-  

[Dez Nihvet]

Oni no Shikigami

Aruko_Shinobi

((Great,Give alchohol to underages))

((It tastes like hot piss anyway. Not like I go around drinking hot piss or anything though. lol))

- Oni

I always thought alchohol was usually cold...Now I just dont want to drink it anymore  

[KatieNapalm]

You get an STD.

-inserts severed hand-

Aruko_Shinobi

I always thought alchohol was usually cold...Now I just dont want to drink it anymore

I wasn't talking about alcohol in general, I was talking about beer. Beer is nasty. I don't give a ******** if it's hot or cold; it sucks. x)