church every sunday *twitch* :(

[Baron von Turkeypants]

 

[Levis Pennae]

 

[Arios V]

I feel your pain. Back when I was a Christian, I had to put up with the same boring sermons over and over again.


Oh and as a response to an earlier question:

If I remember correctly, Micheal Jackson is a Jehovah's Witness.  

[Athesta]

Wow... when I was taking RCIA classes a while ago (I quit because I started questioning) I noticed that mass was only an hour or so... what church are you being forced to go to?

Poor thing.

Athesta  

[Koravin]

Levis Pennae

If I were forced to go to church for that amount of time I would just sit there playing a DS or gameboy.

Pokemon always sucks out any concept of time for me.

Do extra credit.

I never really tried to think about monkey balls, but I wonder if they are external or internal.

External.  

[Xiporah]

Baron von Turkeypants

You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...

Xiporah

Or pretend to twiddle your nipples when you make eye contact with the priest.

I do this with every new person I meet.

...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.

That's delicious.

 

[Tchaik]

I used to have to go to church every Sunday. It was really uncomfortable, because the one priest(ess?) would always harass me about doing more of the youth activities. She made me want to stab myself. D:

But now that I have a job, I work every Sunday morning. So I don't have to go anymore. biggrin

But I always used to doodle or write on the bulliten, or go through it and complain about the terrible composers they picked out.  

[kanpach_zaraki]

Athesta

Wow... when I was taking RCIA classes a while ago (I quit because I started questioning) I noticed that mass was only an hour or so... what church are you being forced to go to?

Poor thing.

Athesta

Newburyport, ULTRA catholic church its called: all saint's

I also have to wait another hour or so for my b***h-a** stepmom to be done having tea and crimpets with our b*****d-a** priest.

Doesnt anyone feel sorrow for me? Atheist girlfreind and I breaking up?  

[Freebird4077]

Tell your step-mom and dad that you're moving in with your mom if they continue making you go.  

[Dark Pieman]

Swear, really loudly, during a very quiet prayer.